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golden niagra falls

When you cup your hands and let a girl pee. Catching it in your mouth lapping it up like a thirsty Labrador at the end of your wrists!
That girl I was drinking with all night had to pee. I though to myself, let's do a golden niagra falls because I am thirsty and a little bit dirty!
by Spawnmanuli October 7, 2013
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golden red flag

When you see a red flag, but you cannot run from him/her!

Person that is toxic but very attractive for somes reasons!
Edward was a real golden red flag but Bella was still ready to do everything to please him!
by Kyngofheartx June 6, 2023
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Golden Retriever person

A person who loves you openly and unconditionally without expecting anything in return. They are very loyal and protective.

Their characteristics resemble those of a golden retriever.

Some typical traits include: being extroverted and loving people, very energetic and optimistic, smiling a lot, described as funny/goofy
“What does a golden retriever person look like?”

“She is the golden retriever in our relationship.”
by Ophen October 14, 2023
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The Golden Herb Rule

Modeled after Aristotle’s “Golden Mean” of taking the middle path and avoiding extremes in situations.

The Golden Herb Rule is used to asses how much cannabis one should consume in one session.

The idea is to smoke the right amount of cannabis that allows you to accomplish your goals and stay motivated.

A tool for the successful stoner in the 21st century.
“Ay bro you trying to hit this?”

“Nah man, I’m following the golden herb rule so I don’t smoke too much, get lazy, and don’t end up studying.”
by joshuatrees21 April 14, 2023
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Czech Golden Shower

The experience of the brass hitting the ground just after the VZ-61 finishes firing a 20 round magazine
Brandon Herrera: You'll finish a 20 round mag a good half second before the first piece of brass hits the ground, you could call it the Czech Golden Shower.
by Yyn Hinoka November 17, 2022
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Czechoslovakian golden shower

The nickname for the incredibly high fire rate of the VZ-61 Skorpion.
You here about Ivan? The KGB heard him dissenting against the Kremlin and hit him with the Czechoslovakian golden shower.
by Theleafdemon November 17, 2022
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Golden-Alpaca Moment

When a serious or heartfelt moment is undercut by something absurd or nonsensical.

This is a reference to a scene in the video game YIIK: A Postmodern RPG. When the character Rory is bearing his soul about his deceased sister, and Vella is sympathizing with Rory's grief. The emotional scene is interrupted by a Golden Alpaca who keeps saying Lemonade, with goofy background music playing as you're thrown into combat against them.
My brother Kevin had a hell of a Golden-Alpaca Moment at the wedding. He shat himself directly into the sky when it was his turn to say "I Do."
I'm still cleaning the feces out of my tuxedo.
by BaronVonBunghole April 15, 2022
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