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Angry Garfield

Verb - A sexual act that can only be performed on mondays in which lasagna and a cat are utilized by agitating the cat to an aggressive state and having it claw the person to severe extents before they proceed to have unprotected sex with the lasagna
"I heard that dude was into angry Garfields, I wonder if he collects stouffers frozen lasagna coupons"
by LasagnaKing93 June 21, 2024
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Lil Garfield

A desperate kid who wants to join your discord server after being repeatedly banned. Often known for selling random cologne and tickets to his rap performances. Very bad at rapping.
I was enjoing my day until i got a message from Lil Garfield on Instagram.
by Pairadyce August 22, 2024
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reverse Garfield

The act of receiving 3 blow jobs on a Monday well eating breakfast, lunch and dinner
Noah asked his girl to give him a reverse Garfield
by Nojs69 January 22, 2025
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