funkriculous

So filled with a foul and overwhelming funk that the situation or thing strikes one as utterly ridiculous.

Sara opened the door to Joe's bedroom and immediately knew that the rumours of Joe's stange obsessive-compulsive disorder were true to an alarming degree. Joe could not find it possible to either wash or throw away his socks. Every sock Joe had every called his own was piled into his bedroom and Sara was overwhelmed by the sight, the smell, and the funkriculous nature of Joe's plight.

by dragoncat64 November 14, 2010

Funky Beaver

Means a woman who has had many partners and has some type of Sexually Transmit Disease.

She has slept with the whole school. She has been around the bar several times. She slept with my best friend after they were together he realized she had a Funky beaver.

by Dirtyjack May 3, 2011

funkabunk

nasty looking person

Have you seen that girl Raven? She's a funkabunk!

by junkiewithaids. May 23, 2011

Funky-Towned

A state of alcohol intoxication. It is somewhere in-between being inebriated and drunk. The literal definition is to be intoxicated just to the point where you can dance to an embarrassing song such as Funky Town and not laugh or smile.

Hey, how was the party last night?

It was pretty cool, I danced to Funky Town and straight faced the shit out of it!

Nice! I love getting Funky-Towned!

by Crazy Gabe May 26, 2011

funky zest

marijuana.

from Vanilla Ice song/video "Roll 'Em Up".........
"bring the skunk and I'll hit the funky zest..."

by deanofranksammy August 25, 2011

Funkybunch shape

Hitting the gym so you can get into shape like Marky Mark was back in the funkybunch days.

Have you seen Mark Wahlberg? He's back in funkybunch shape.

by Derelict August 21, 2012

Funky Chewbacca

A sorrowfully unpracticed sexual act involving a number of uses and combinations of pubic hair, semen, and/or body hair, ass hair, gooch hair, urine, feces, and/or any sticky bodily fluid one posses at the time of the devastating money shot.

Some popular variations include:
- Rear entry culminating in either the use of saved body hair or the timely and most likely painful removal of one's own body hair as a temporary face mask attached with one of the afore mentioned bodily fluids, the most funky of which, depends mostly upon the depravity of the offender.
- Missionary style entry that culminates in a prison style attack involving the use of bodily fluids and funky rotting dingle berries specifically and carefully prepared for use in depraving another being, most likely human, of their right to not be choked to the point of gurgling ,in a wookishly manner, up the bodily fluid used to attach the body hair of choice to their now animalistic looking face.

(Offender)
Man, last night I found that bag of pubes I've been saving and finally expressed my love of my buddy Anus by giving that bitch a Funky Chewbacca... UUoooaaaahhhhh!!!!.....
(Soon to be another victim)
Lol, bro you're a crazy bastard. (internally translated to: and that would probably worry me if I believed a word you've said)
(Offender)
You.......... Have no........ Ideaaaaaa........ Mmmmmmm.....

by PerhapsOneTwoMany October 15, 2012