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Dylan

Dylan is an asshole who never leaves you alone and sucks on his fingers. He gets so intense with his sucking, you can hear it from 13 blocks away. Dylan is gay, and likes to suck anything that is 3 inches. "3 inches is my standard." Dylan says. Overall he is a real pain, and is like a leach that you can't pull off your ballsack.
Dylan: "Yo I love KFC, I can suck my fingers without looking like the asshole I am."
by big dave big ass March 9, 2020
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Isobel should date him
Dylan : Isobel date him already
by Dylan woah October 25, 2020
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Dylan out

To “Dylan” is to fully commit to something then at the last second, then give an excuse for why you can’t make it.
Friend 1: “Yo, is Josh coming to the concert?”
Friend 2: “Nah, he says he can’t make it, something came up last second. I knew he’d Dylan out.”
Friend 1: “Is Chad going at least?”
Friend 2: “ He also Dylan’d out.”
by Synth Spectre May 4, 2019
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Dylan for some reason has a long shmeat stick not fat but long also known as young dagger dick, and he loves his girlfriend to death and also is really ugly and dumb but hey

Nice cock
Hey is that Dylan

Drooling over penis

Ew ugly
by Barryallen1327 September 21, 2020
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He is a hot boy, with a beautiful personality. He has good grades and will likely go to collage, he acts gay but he get all the girls in his DMs. He is a nice caring person, until you piss him off. He’s one of the hot boys
by _Dylan_ November 22, 2021
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An asshole he has a tendency to say dumb shit and then defend it
You have to hang out with Dylan I'm sorry
by Quemdudndjdamxosajdj December 7, 2021
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A guy who likes to play video games, listen to punk music, and do sports like football or skating. He will always have his friends back no matter what and also if he is reading this he needs to go to bed. . .
That's a Dylan
by jddbfx April 20, 2023
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