depressionated

a person more sadder than emos for example,

"woah he's depressionated don't talk to him hes very sad."

depressionated by kreaigz April 5, 2022

lepression 

A psychological disorder characterised by very low moods and causing significant impairment of basketballing ability. This unique illness is caused by continually getting rick rolled by LeBron James and is especially prevalent among professional athletes and civilians from Toronto. While there is no cure, Torontonians hope that LeBron James will take his talents west which would mean lepression would not hit Toronto until June, if at all.

DeMar DeRozan is a long term sufferer of lepression and has a number of lepressive episodes a year; most commonly in May. These episodes are followed by 5 months of chronic lepression before building the courage to face the inevitable spiral in May of the following year.

lepression by JuiceTruth June 3, 2018

Repression 

Repression (noun) to be depressed, but then “cured”. But you realized your insurance doesn’t cover your depression meds because, let’s face it, you are basically working like an illegal Mexican. So then you get depressed again, hence why it is known as “RE-pression” because you reversed the affect of the meds to your former depressive state.

Ant the Gay Man: I think I have a repression
Me: I know Anthony, I know...

Repression by Not my name.com September 12, 2019

deprection 

an unavoidable erection during extreme sadness

my cat just died and all i could do was cry. a girl i knew came over to comfort me and kept rubbing my cock. i couldn't help but get a deprection.

deprection by Matt Parker (parkman47) June 25, 2010

Depressive rut 

A period of prolonged depression and inactivity during which time a person begins to question his self-worth and wonder whether life will ever improve.

Dude, snap out of it! You in a depressive rut! Come over here and lemme eat yo butt.

Depressive rut by Big poppa 62353456 November 8, 2017

Repression 

Annoying portmanteau developed by some economists to describe an economic "recession" that threatens to develop into a "depression."

"We've suffered through a recession, now we're in a repression. If we don't do something, we'll be in a depression!"

Repression by An Onyx Mouse May 22, 2009

derpression 

falling into a depressed state from not derping enough or when you haven't derped in a while and then you over-derp yourself.

Nick: "Man derp is gayy you say it too much." Kevin: "You've fallen into a derpression, my friend. Get help now. Derp."

derpression by eerisedsaysshutupkevin January 14, 2010