The Dark Knight 

When you stretch your ball sack to look like a bat wing, then place it over a sleeping person's eyes and wake them up. When they open their eyes it will still seem dark.

I fell asleep watching Batman Begins and woke up to the "The Dark Knight"

The Dark Knight by Generichero October 12, 2011

glow in the dark love bites 

Glow in the dark love bites are love bites that you notice in the dark with alittle light from your blackberry phone.

For example, a glow in the dark love bites would be when you in bed with someone who is using their blackberry, and then you see a random dark mark on the chest area, that my friends is called a glow in the dark love bite...

glow in the dark love bites by plus 10 eye vision at night October 16, 2010

The Dark Knight 

Overrated piece of shit. It was a good film but little kids saying "Why so serious?" ruined it for me. Jack Nicholson>Heath Ledger. Ironman>The Dark Knight.

John: Hey alex, "Why so serious?"
Alex: You're a fucking tool. The Dark Knight is an overrated, overhyped movie for tools like you to cream their pants over.

The Dark Knight by Alex is the best October 11, 2008

the dark ages 

Use this term to refer to a relationship that you would rather not acknowledge.

"Didn't you date jacob Ross?"
"cmon Kaitlyn we don't talk about the dark ages..."

the dark ages by thedarkages May 20, 2017

near dark 

Rolling or hanging out with the wrong crew, and potentially accepting thier ways and beliefs.

Man, Steve is near dark with those drug dealers.

near dark by Kyle Reese November 2, 2006

the dark side 

when a guy is so whipped he disses his friends

Damn Nick went to the dark side with Kelesy

the dark side by Big B May 3, 2004

The Dark Knight 

Is an extremely overrated 2008 Film starring christian Bale and Heath Ledger.

The film is a sequel to batman begins. It is also going to be the highest grossing film ever, only because everyone feels bad about Ledger being dead and that they feel that he did such a great job portraying the joker, when in truth many actors could have performed equally.
So the old cum farts at the academy will bow to the millions of brainless fanboys' wishes and give the oscar for best supporting actor to Heath ledger's corpse.

It will happen, just wait and see.

(Theatre showing The Dark Knight...)
Gay 13-year-old fanboy: OMG! OMG! LEDGER IS TEH BEST DEAD AKTOR EVAR! ohhh.... *fap fap fap*
Heath ledger's ghost: wow...commiting suicide was a good idea afterall.

The Dark Knight by Suck Balls To All Yalls August 19, 2008