Dogshit

An expression; More foul smelling than bullshit, policies and work practices ejected by lower forms of life (fast stream management)
Stoops to lower depths of utter rubbish than bullshit.

My Boss in work asked me how the new way of handling public calls was going. I told him the truth and said it was "Dogshit, sir"

by pc hammerhead May 31, 2015

Dogs don't sleep

When you pull an all nighter

Girls on Snapchat posted a picture that said "dogs don't sleep" after they pulled an all nighter.

by ding_a_ling August 17, 2017

Fighting dogs ear

A rather gruesome example of a badly packed kebab.

I once inserted 4 fingers up a fighting dogs ear whilst in Saturday cinema in 1968

by fighting dog trainer January 27, 2011

Utter Dogshit

So shit it defies belief. Maybe canines can understand it.

kiki, wow man that is utter dogshit!

by PrimDog February 21, 2020

Vegan Dogs

Dogs where their owner is vegan, and retarted to let their dogs eat vegan shit. The brains of their owners are often smaller than Alabama's Child Molesters' dick.

Name an example of a mentally retarted fuck
Dog owners that let their dogs eat vegan (vegan dogs)

by J420n March 5, 2020

Red dogs don’t wait for blue fleas

A phrase meaning ‘don’t wait around for something that isn’t good for you’

1: what are you doing?
2: waiting for graham
1: why are you waiting on him, I’ve told you he’s not good for you
2: he is 30 minutes late...
1: red dogs don’t wait for blue fleas

by King Maximus November 12, 2020

Delivering the Dogs

A euphemistic term commonly associated with gay men in an attempt to announce in a classy and refined way that they are preparing...even eager...to engage in powerful anal sex with an amenable sloppy party bottom

Girlfriend, I would love to stay and chat but my boyfriend is home on shore leave so I need to run and get a pack of Magnums...daddy's gonna be delivering the dogs tonight.

by Dirk Strongold June 12, 2011