desk water 

The water on your desk that accumulates from the condensation produced by breathing out while sleeping on it.
(typically around where your head is)

Brad: (shakes Drew) "Yo, get up. Class is over man."
Drew: (yawns and gets up from desk) "Oh, shit."
Brad: (looking at the water where his head was)"Yo what the fuck is that?"

Drew: "Aw that's just my desk water."
Brad: "The fuck?"

desk water by Cucurigu75 March 2, 2023

Desinilium 

Desinilium (noun)

The state of having a strong desire to cease existing or to embrace nonexistence as a preferable alternative to life.
"The desire to simply not exist".

A philosophical concept referring to the desire or longing for nonexistence, or the state of no longer existing. The word combines the Latin words "desi," meaning "desire," and "nilium," meaning "nothingness." As a concept, Desinilium is distinct from death or suicide, as it implies a desire for nonexistence rather than an end to life. Rather, it speaks to a desire to escape the burden of existence, whether due to intense pain, depression, or a sense of existential emptiness. As a word, Desinilium has no prior etymological or historical usage, but has been coined to articulate a common and profound human experience.

Her prolonged battle with depression and chronic pain left her with a deep sense of Desinilium, longing for a release from the pain and suffering of existence.

He struggled with depression for years and would often tell his therapist that he had a persistent Desinilium.

Desinilium by JoJo.v.Dongen March 7, 2023

upper-desk 

the act of taking a dump on someone's desk OR in one of the desk's drawers (most likely in retaliation for their screwing you over in a work environment)

the office version of "upper-decking"

Wow that Sheila bitch coughed in my face, screwed up my vacation request, and then 'misplaced' my paycheck! I think I'm going to upper-desk her office

upper-desk by Parallax2025 January 20, 2011

teacher despiser 

person who doesent care if teacher tell them to do something
and go by theyre own way when confronted by one

teacher:open your book right now
teacher despiser:i choose not to

teacher despiser by punk kid from the block June 10, 2011

Why Destroy The Island? 

A conglomeration of individuals making music at Tufts University since 2010.

Tufts student 1: "Dude! Did you go see the 'Why Destroy The Island?' concert at the Crafts House last night?"

Tufts Student 2: "Yeah bro, their music changed my life!"

Tufts Student 1: "Let's go to the Hotung Café tonight to see them agian!"

Tufts Student 2: "Oh, hell yes!"

Why Destroy The Island? by nathanmann11 June 24, 2011

separate desking 

the act of separating your desk from everyone else's.

"Are you separate desking?"

separate desking by inthehaus November 2, 2011

High Desert Mullet 

The facial mullet - The extreme goatee. The facial hair the is gown on the chin in abundance but shaved on the sides and long in the front.

Often worn by men who need to keep chins warm in the cold high desert.

Common among hunters and motorcycles riders.

Squirrel tail glued to the face.

Check out the high desert mullet on that guy!

When BFW asked to ride on the back of his Hog, he stroked his high desert mullet then roosted her as he rode away.

High Desert Mullet by bikeridermore March 29, 2013