Pymble Ladies' College 

Synonym for trash can. Everyone who attends and works there is the human equivalent of garbage. Ungrateful students leech off their parents' extensive money to get a low quality education.

Person 1: I met a person who is an attention-seeking bitch.
Person 2: She goes to Pymble Ladies' College, right?
Person 1: Clearly.

Pymble Ladies' College by UrbDic Contributor 445 January 31, 2022

cornell college 

Set on a wooded hilltop overlooking scenic Mount Vernon, Iowa, Cornell College is a private, four-year liberal arts college. "Cornell College... lowering mens standards since 1853"

wow i like world of warcarft and dont have a life, i should go to cornell college

cornell college by warhorse2533 December 18, 2008

Ferrum College

A beautiful college located in the mountains of southern VA. Where you can either sit in chapman and bitch about how much fun you're not having or get out there and join a club or organization that will broaden you're college experience. Keep it American with ΘXE or fancy with ZΘE. Make sure Officer Wells is on duty and you have a ride or a descent pair of shoes on when leaving trollville. Always make sure the guy your hitting on don't have a girl, bitches don't play. But beware of the mischief and mayhem that may be caused when hanging out with the wrong people... Most of all make sure the shit you talk can be backed up, cause we kill bitches for less where we come from.

Lucy: "Ay yo girr, what we doing tonight at Ferrum College?"
Jennifer: "Let's see what the ZΘE girls are doing tonight, they go super fuckin hard in the paint."
Lucy: "I just got a text, Trollville is poppin'."
Jennifer: "I got the burnettes if you got the sprite!!"

in unison: "LEGGOOOO!!!"

Ferrum College by lilbbyamerica July 25, 2011

Lebanon Valley College

A small college located in Bumblefuck, PA that is known for it's music programs and its Jesus lovers.
A tiny, 3-4 block campus, with a few houses, and students can't live off campus anymore.
Greek life is kinda pitiful, because they're not allowed to have houses either.
Few people outside of the Lebanon/Lancaster/Harrisburg area will recognize the name.
Also, somehow all the tour guides forget to mention the train that runs right behind half the dorms at all hours of the day and night.

"My high school was bigger than Lebanon Valley College"

Jay: "I'm going to Lebanon Valley in the fall"
Bob: "Ooh"
Jay: "You have no clue what/where that is, do you?"
Bob: "Nope, sorry"

Lebanon Valley College by silenciobob April 21, 2009

Augustana College 

Augustana College is a school in Sioux Falls, South Dakota. The schools is made up mostly of Athlete-Students and everyone that is not is most likely a Sioux Falls resident or a complete weirdo. This school is known for having extremely bullshit rules and having a extremely high amount of ugly women. Once you attend this school your standards will drop and you will develop a new code known as "Augie Hot", in which girls at the school are only "hot" becuase they attend Augustana and that if they were in the real world they would not even be looked at in a room full of mexican hookers. If you are looking for a party scene this is definately not the school for you, every weekend when you go somewhere you see the same kids everytime and all you will drink is Phillips Vodka, Ron Diaz rum, and Keystone Light. If you are looking for a true college experence this is definately not the school for you.

One dude said to another dude at a party at Augustana College, "That girl isn't even Augie Hot and i got my Beer Gogs on."

Augustana College by SoDakRepresent January 4, 2010

hanover college 

An extremely small private school in Hanover, IN with a lot of rich white kids.

Person 1: Hey! What's that school in southern Indiana with all the rich white kids?
Person 2: Oh, Hanover College?
Person 1: Yeah! That's the one.

hanover college by Not A Rich White Kid April 22, 2014

Moultrie Technical College 

A technical college in south Georgia that is run like Enron. The class size is small because many students are forced to pay for things that their financial aid won't cover. Even though these same students have qualified for full financial aid. You are better off learning from a crack head, because at least they are willing to teach in exchange for money to buy crack. The administration is full of hypocrites, racists, bigots, and everything in between. The president is a transvestite that wears her/his drag outfit everyday.

A school of corruption. Enron. Moultrie Technical College

Moultrie Technical College by Moultrie Failed Me College August 2, 2011