Beef jerky in the morning

Absurdly early in the morning. See also zero dark thirty, asscrack or buttcrack of dawn, dark o'clock or stupid o'clock

"I need a power nap. I'm not used to being up at beef jerky in the morning."
"Bro, this better be important – it's beef jerky in the morning here."

by freezerbee August 1, 2019

beef your amp

beef your amp is when you are out shredding the gnar on the slopes and you bust big time.

Dude don't beef your amp on that snake rail.

by J-Holla January 17, 2008

Great Barrier Beef

A human turd, not necessarily deposited in a toilet, that prevents you from getting somewhere - thus providing a virtual barrier.

The wad of human excrement strewn across the train underpass was a Great Barrier Beef that resulted in Duncan going back home for the day.

by Zonal K August 19, 2019

ground beef boy

a middle school boy who eats so much ground beef to get his “gains” and pull some bitches

“did you see the new kid?” “Yeah he’s a ground beef boy”

by Im_gay4u April 18, 2023

Corned Beef Hookah

When you finger a girl to the point where she's gushing cum, stick a straw in her hoo-hoo and suck out her lady juices

I gave Paulette a Corned Beef Hookah last night and she screamed like a stuck pig

by JacobConvictG18 January 19, 2015

Beef n Beans

Reference to the cock and balls. Usually used in a sexual manner.

She was horny last night. Wanted my beef n beans.

by Eaton Holgoode May 9, 2018

Siamese Beef Injection

The act of fornication with Siamese twins conjoined at the vagina.

Dude I totally gave those bitches a Siamese Beef Injection last night!

by beefinjection September 24, 2010