Home and masturbate
Dustin: Dude I went ham on my dick.
Alex: Dude why you had to beat it up that much?!
Dustin: No like ham as in I went home and masturbated!
Alex: ...you’re gay.
Alex: Dude why you had to beat it up that much?!
Dustin: No like ham as in I went home and masturbated!
Alex: ...you’re gay.
by ColJack June 14, 2019
Hams: the Arabic name for 'whisper'. The name might as well be the synonym for sarcasm. Hams is a girl with potential. highly observant and doesn't like most people. A Strong independent woman, who is usually model material and has an eye for fashion. Coffee addict. Just don't talk to her in the morning, whisper to her. Usually has an Immaculate taste in music and books and occasionally takes good photos. Don't Argue with someone who has this name, you will LOSE.
"Why is she moody this morning"
"Her name is Hams, you don't speak to her in the morning, her only language is coffee at this time"
"Her name is Hams, you don't speak to her in the morning, her only language is coffee at this time"
by Maazzaleen November 23, 2021
by ThatStupidLittleDevil May 22, 2020
by Ssike August 04, 2022
ham is pork that has been preserved through salting, smoking, or wet curing. It was traditionally made only from the hind leg of swine, and referred to that specific cut of pork.
by Dragenslayer69 December 07, 2017