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HAM

1. If someone is “going H.A.M.” That means someone is working “hard as a motherfucker” to achieve greatness or finish a task.

2. (VULGAR TERM) If someone is called a ham, that means they are a burger with no bread, no cheese, no lettuce, no nothing.

Just a burger with no ambition to get cheese or lettuce. No motion whatsoever.

They just hope to get filthy rich off scam duel & liespicks & laugh kings and get no wins with major profit forcing them to keep making minimal & small stupid bank draining bets.

Instead of investing money into the gang/posse they wanna invest all their funds to the sports book just to lose it all keeping them a broke mofo with no motion hoping another man helps them achieve something no man can help them achieve. When you see a H.A.M. Leave. Highly contagious.
A damn pig waiting for more mud to run and slide in a mafuggin H.A.M.

In two words a H.A.M. Is a lame and/or a hoe ass motherfucker

1. If someone is “going H.A.M.” That means someone is working “hard as a motherfucker” to achieve greatness or finish a task.

2. (VULGAR TERM) If someone is called a ham, that means they are a burger with no bread, no cheese, no lettuce, no nothing.

Just a burger with no ambition to get cheese or lettuce. No motion whatsoever.

They just hope to get filthy rich off scam duel & liespicks & laugh kings and get no wins with major profit forcing them to keep making minimal & small stupid bank draining bets.

Instead of investing money into the gang/posse they wanna invest all their funds to the sports book just to lose it all keeping them a broke mofo with no motion hoping another man helps them achieve something no man can help them achieve. When you see a H.A.M. Leave. Highly contagious.
by GUAPINERO DA WEBSTER May 11, 2024
mugGet the HAMmug.

Ham

(v) to go crazy at a party after a long sober period. To go ham.
Look at them Vanderbrowns going ham.
by robbieb March 1, 2014
mugGet the Hammug.

Squirrel In A Ham

"Squirrel in a Ham" is the practice of inserting ones genitals inside of an overweight trans racial person while listening to the song "Brandon" by Motley Crue from the critically acclaimed 1997 Masterpiece "Generation Swine"
Dude I'm really itching to put my squirrel in a ham. I love you. I love her.
She is your mom.
by Nellyburger March 30, 2023
mugGet the Squirrel In A Hammug.

july ham

Watermelon… The centerpiece meal of every hood bbq
Yo yo, lemme get a piece of that July ham, it’s hot as fuck out here
by PuffyRI June 19, 2022
mugGet the july hammug.

ham sucker

When licking the sweat off another's thighs during sex
Guy: ooh baby let me lick that salty water off those thunder thighs Girl: are you a good ham sucker
by Sexaddicted July 7, 2016
mugGet the ham suckermug.

Jimmy Ham

Jimmy Ham Pork was born in Hawk Tuah County, Ohio, and is part of the Porkston Family lineage, Related to John Pork and Billy Bacon,Youngest in the family. Youngest son of Joana Pork and John Pork Sr. Jimmy Ham was a baseball prodigy in highschool, however his career got cut short due to discrimination against pigs. He then enlisted to fight for the toilets in the "Great Skibidi War", which provided some internal family conflict due to some allegiance with the camera heads. During episode 72 of "skibidi toilet" He was incapacitated due to a hamstring injury and returned back to the family compound in Atlanta. During the Skibidi Toilet war he became acquainted with Tyrone Turkey, and married his sister Tarissa Turkey. Tarissa Turkey and Jimmy Hams relationship was looked down upon by their families due to previous conflict between Turkeys and Pigs during the "Great Thanksgiving trial of Ohio". However, they were able to put apart their differences and the families became very tight and they all moved to the Pork Family Compound in Atlanta. Ham and Turkey had 2 kids, Jawn Appel who was born as an apple because of herdeitary issues between Pig and Turkey genes, and Johnny Ham, the youngest son.
"Hey, did you hear about Jimmy Ham's Injury?"
"Yeah, he was a real porkdegy - could have been great."

"What ever happened to Jimmy Ham's son?"
"You mean Jawn Appel? There was a birth complication..."
by Pork's Historical Society November 26, 2024
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