a new age sex position (post publication of the kama sutra).
placements— male will lie on his back, and the female will be on top of him in a low squatted position with her knees directed towards the ceiling (sometimes known as 'the asian squat'), and her back towards him. her hands are to be in front of her and placed upon his thighs, just above the male's knees.
movement— female would bounce up and down while maintaining the low squatted position. a female is considered 'highly skilled' if she is able to "bounce" or "ride" with either, very minimal use of her legs (i.e. repetitively un-bending then bending her knees), is able to keep her feet fully flat on the ground, or is able to keep her knees pointed upwards.
her stance should be narrow, and the exact width of his bod; her heels, on both left and right sides should be touching his hips.
this position can be modified to make the stance and movements easier by placing her knees where her feet are originally (aka the 'reverse cowgirl' position).
placements— male will lie on his back, and the female will be on top of him in a low squatted position with her knees directed towards the ceiling (sometimes known as 'the asian squat'), and her back towards him. her hands are to be in front of her and placed upon his thighs, just above the male's knees.
movement— female would bounce up and down while maintaining the low squatted position. a female is considered 'highly skilled' if she is able to "bounce" or "ride" with either, very minimal use of her legs (i.e. repetitively un-bending then bending her knees), is able to keep her feet fully flat on the ground, or is able to keep her knees pointed upwards.
her stance should be narrow, and the exact width of his bod; her heels, on both left and right sides should be touching his hips.
this position can be modified to make the stance and movements easier by placing her knees where her feet are originally (aka the 'reverse cowgirl' position).
bro #1: "where were you last night. man? i tried to text you, then called you a few times, and you literally didn't respond to anything.
bro #2: i know, i know! and forreal, i apologize. but i had my lil sneaky link come through and when she decided to do that alabama snake rider on me, i swear it was like i was paralyzed and couldn't remember my own name!
bro #2: i know, i know! and forreal, i apologize. but i had my lil sneaky link come through and when she decided to do that alabama snake rider on me, i swear it was like i was paralyzed and couldn't remember my own name!
by Rihyo May 3, 2023
Get the Alabama Snake Ridermug. by Ami Pond January 19, 2024
Get the Alabama Health Care Providermug. When you cum in your cousins pussy, and then stick a flashlight in her ass to make sure the kids find their way home. (Much like when mom and dad told you to be home before the street lamps came on.)
by Timbo-slyce April 5, 2023
Get the Alabama Street Lampmug. by AlabamaBaby March 31, 2022
Get the Alabama Will Smith'dmug. A state in the southern portion of the USA. It remains as a hidden beauty of natural green and lush land marred by the ugly native populace. The general misconception of Alabama as being completely void of intelligence is not without reason. It did have a degree of intellectual development back during the space race creating small hubs of intelligent people. You will on very rare occasions meet 1 Alabamian who will be happy to talk about culture or the holographic memory theory and how it relates to fluctlights in the brain. But those few will be like an island among the great sea of stupidity around. Most of the populace you will find have IQ so low you have to dig under the floor boards to see them.
It is often equated in dictionaries that most Alabamians have the intelligence of a dog but that has been rescinded as insulting to dogs and surmounts to animal abuse. But the fact remains that since most Alabamians can't even equate their base line cognitive functions to animals that many must be given a test in order to marry outside of their state line otherwise consummation would legally be equivalent to beastiality. This is yet another reason why most senators from the south think rape and incest shouldn't be outlawed or stand as grounds for abortion since they consider it the primary form of reproduction (ex Steven King republican politician )
It is often equated in dictionaries that most Alabamians have the intelligence of a dog but that has been rescinded as insulting to dogs and surmounts to animal abuse. But the fact remains that since most Alabamians can't even equate their base line cognitive functions to animals that many must be given a test in order to marry outside of their state line otherwise consummation would legally be equivalent to beastiality. This is yet another reason why most senators from the south think rape and incest shouldn't be outlawed or stand as grounds for abortion since they consider it the primary form of reproduction (ex Steven King republican politician )
Hillbillies all come from alabama
by Pippin Jay August 20, 2019
Get the Alabamamug. by AverageJunkie February 21, 2023
Get the full Alabamamug. by KandyKane1-4-69 February 9, 2024
Get the Alabama Pile Drivermug.