facial foot fungus

type of fungus that will be faded to ur face bc big noob. most times ur face will get coyotes pervaded by naturist feet fungi. u can wash it off.

ex: hey look at John! he was facial foot fungus.

John: rubs feet on candy face

candy: *implants a explosive bomb.*

by anonymous April 24, 2021

footed potato

A fat girl that resembles a potato with feet. Also known as a footed potato.

Hey Man look at that fatchick she looks like a damn footed potato.

by John Henryz June 28, 2010

foot long

bred

bred to eat foot long

by RosyXLevi SIMP May 29, 2021

42nd Regiment Of Foot

The 42nd regiment is a scottish regiment, back in the napoleonic wars,

42nd Regiment Of Foot guy: we neeh a bear ih cae
British man: YOUR BLOODY CAPSTAINS ARE STOLEN FROM OUR SHIPS!!

by Tedstr July 11, 2025

Four-Foot Drive

When the passenger's and driver's feet end up controlling either the brake pedal or the gas pedal simultaneously during orgasm.

Two people having sex in the drivers seat while driving accidentally lose control of the car because their violent orgasm while driving.

Linda and I almost took a four-foot drive over the edge of the cliff driving down bluff road the other day.

by SonyaO March 7, 2011

Smash Foot

Your main "Smashing Foot". Mainly used to stomp on things in an aggressive manner.

"Come on, Johnny! Use your Smash Foot!"

by judgebredd May 2, 2021

One footed flamingo

The guy stands on one leg with it crossed over his knee while the girl is bent over the bed or against the wall

Ever since Matt broke his leg, him and Sally have been doing the one footed flamingo.

by Saddlewhip December 16, 2016