National Run Over A Child

One September 9th you get to run over children (not me though).

Me: It’s September 9th

My friend: Oh yea it National Run Over A Child day hop in!

by Hyper103 August 20, 2021

Child

Tommyinnit

Oh you watch that child? He is annoying

by no oj>:( December 16, 2020

Deer child

If she calls him this, she is actually referring to her future boyfriend.

Niall is such a deer child.

by REEEETIMREEEE December 29, 2017

Break a childs back day

Break a childs back day is when you walk up to anyone between 3-17 and break their back, It is celebrated on June 3rd.

"Hello child!"
"Hi...?"
*breaks back* "Haha! It's break a childs back day!"
"AAHH!"

by RUSAMEBOOSAILICE September 9, 2022

Child Abuse

Withholding kinder eggs from your child.

Every parent in America commits child abuse because they cannot provide kinder eggs for there children.

by mondaymornings August 8, 2022

Child of God

Jose angel flores because he goes to church

Jo is a child of god because he goes to church

by Suiiigangbanger69 November 24, 2021

Child of God

A Phrase Created by Christina she started the trend
It means innocent😇

Him: Your Nastyyyy
Me: Nahhh chill “I’m a child of god”

by LOVECHRISSY12322 February 25, 2018