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Double Marmot

Done in retaliation to the Magestic Marmot, the double marmot is where the receiver of the magestic marmot turns around and grabs the offenders pillowcase and sharts on it, leaving visible poo streaks.
After Britney awoke with a bad case of pink eye, and a funny smell on her pillow, she knew she had received a Magestic Marmot... so in return she gave the offending party a double marmot to ensure maximum damages.
by offdhook September 14, 2011
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Double Dipping

When a guy sticks his dick into two different people without washing his dick in between the two instances. No condom is used either time.
Girl 1: Do you ever have sex with a promiscuous guy and wonder if he's double dipping?
Girl 2: Oh god, that would be so gross. I don't ever want to think about that.
by Vultrex480 December 21, 2022
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FTF Double A

A great talented rapper, real name "Alex Anderson". "FTF" stands for "Family To Feed", which is his biggest motivation to make it. The word "Double A", is part of his name which is Alex Anderson. He have been called "Double A" his whole life
by family and friends.
Have you heard FTF Double A's new song, "Better Me".
by NatalieAmericapr February 18, 2021
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double bitchin'

(adj.) 1. Equal or greater than twice the intensity of bitchin'. 2. Really, really awesome.
"Wow! This song sounds double bitchin' through these headphones!"
by Razukin December 3, 2002
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Double L

1.) A depressed lesbian who gets endorphins by doing things that other people might see as stupid. She might think of herself as a loser or make stupid decisions like spending all of her money on unessential things impulsively.

2.) Lesbian Loser (LL).
Roommate 1: "Hey, do you have your half of the rent this month?"

Roommate 2: "No I forgot that rent was coming up this month. I already spent my whole paycheck on BTS concert tickets."

Roommate 1: " You what!?"

Roommate 2: "I'm sorry. You know I'm a Double L. I'd give Jimin my last penny if I could."

Roommate 1: "............................"
by girlintheworld February 21, 2022
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Double M

A real n*gga that came up in the streets of Bmore, nobody can be Double m it’s only one him and he’s a force to be reckoned with. He might tell jokes one day than have you in his scopes the next 💯
Stand clear of that boy double m
by anonymous November 24, 2021
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double jeopardy

when you raise your ass to another person's face, positioning the asshole right in line with their nostrils, and stategically placing your scrotum on top of their mouth. Then, you proceed to fart, giving the other person the unenviable position of having to choose between breathing in the flatulence through their nose, or breathing through their mouth to swallow the scrotum whole.
Damn son, I heard Johnny got pissed at Mary and gave her the double jeopardy. I bet she wish she didn't give him her taco.
by steve ji March 17, 2008
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