past me

Any version of yourself in the past.

"I found a twenty in my back pocket, thanks past me!" "I'm so glad past me took a cab here knowing I would be too drunk to drive home." "Good thing past me packed all these warm clothes!"

by Why is this not a word yet? March 6, 2015

Me me big boy

Me me big boy is a great phrase you can use in any conversation! For example...

Jacksfilms: I would like to order a large pepperoni piz-
Me: Me me big boy
Jacksfilms: Shut the f**k up

by chickensdrinkglue May 6, 2018

Bless Me

"Bless Me" is used jokingly, or not, when asking for sexual favors from a young woman who attends a catholic or parochial school. This is referring to the hookup as a blessing to the guy.

John: Hey katie, want to come over and watch a movie?
Katie: A movie sounds good, but, seriously, you need to stop trying to get into my pants.
John: Oh, it's not your pants, but that cute little uniform I'm interested in. Bless me baby!
Katie: John, you're a pig.

by ThePseudonym22 July 25, 2009

LOOK AT ME

I'm like bitch, who is your mans?, aye
Can't keep my dick in my pants, aye
My bitch don't love me no more, aye
She kick me out I'm like vro, aye
That bitch don't wanna be friends, aye
I gave her dick, she got mad, aye
She put her tongue on my dick, aye
Look at my wrist, about 10, aye
Just got a pound of that boof, aye
Brought that shit straight to the booth, aye
Tommy my Hilfiger boots, aye
She said want fuck bitch, I do, aye
You put a gun on my mans, aye
I put a hole in your parents, aye
I just got lean on my ksubis, aye
I got an uzi no uzi, aye
Fuck on me, look at me, Ay
Fuck on me, yeah, look at me, ay
Look at me, look at me, yeah
Fuck on me, yeah
Look at me, yeah, fuck on me
Look at me, fuck on me, yeah
Look at me, fuck on me
Yeah, ay
I took a white bitch to starbucks
That lil' bitch got her throat fucked
I like to rock out, I'm misfit
My emo bitch like her wrist slit
Curly hair bitch like I'm Corbin
Got like three bitches, I'm mormon
Skeet on your main bitch's forehead
Don't want your pussy, just want head
Look at me, fuck on me
Look at me, fuck on me
Look at me, fuck on me
Look at me, yeah, aye
Look at me, fuck on me
Look at me, fuck on me
Look at me, fuck on me
Look at me, yeah

JESUS IS X AND X SAID LOOK AT ME LIKE A CRAZY NIG SO THIS IS THE MEANING OF LIFE PREACH FROM EM GO TO HELL LOOK AT ME ! AND FXCK ON ME

by XXXTHE PREACHER June 10, 2018

Pick Me

A woman is called a pick me anytime she holds women accountable for their bad choices. The woman being called a pick me in most cases is married and picked already. She tries to help other women but they want to continue to make bad decisions instead.

You’re giving off “pick me” energy.

by TruthfullySpeaking September 7, 2021

sock it to me

Richard Nixon's campaign slogan for the 1972 presedential election.

Nixon Ford '72
Sock It To Me

by a;sdlkfjvn;aoiewfj;azdfjlsdf February 18, 2009

catch me fuck me's

Prison term for plain white underpants or extremely tight pants or shorts.

That punk in C-dorm wuz wearing them catch me fuck me's, so I grabbed him and gave him a big kiss. Then I left a twinkie and a cold soda on his bunk, to say thanks.

by Signal 20 October 7, 2006