Pizza charcuterie board

When you suck a mans penis and your mouth gets stretch marks because of the girth of the penis

Matt gave Dani a Pizza Charcuterie board last night and her mouth was super sore.

by Ihatedk69 August 8, 2017

Ulti-Meat Pizza

A pizza in a porno movie. When the delivery guy opens the pizza box, the pizza has a hole in the middle of it where his cock is sticking out of.

Delivery guy - "Fat Joe's pizza delivery"

Hot porno chic - "I ordered the Ulti-Meat Pizza, can you show me please?"

Delivery guy - 'opens box' "did you order Polish Sausage on that Ulti-meat Pizza?"

Hot porno chic - "YES! OH MY!"

by Polish Sausage Pizza May 2, 2011

Free beer and pizza

{n.} Only THE most wonderful band of all time.

Ryan, Mike, and Berto of 'Free Beer and Pizza' own my soul.

by FemaleJesus May 2, 2005

strawberry finger pizza

A panda who fingers his girlfriend while she is on her period. She also has a tampon in her vagina and has to finger herself later to get it out. Knowing ahead of time she was on her period, he does so anyway. After then proceeds to eat pizza after done without washing his hands.

Bob: So what did you do last night Steve?
Steve: well my girl was on her period, so I gave her the ole strawberry finger pizza.
Bob: you sick fucking bastard.

by Alex Lampton June 26, 2008

Sicilian pizza carousel

ACT: when the male is on the bottom of sexual intercourse and he proceeds to smack the female in the face with a large Sicilian pizza while simultaneously spinning her on his shaft in a carousel fashion

you should try the sicilian pizza carousel

by AZN_andr3w March 27, 2009

licorice pizza

The name of Paul Thomas Anderson's critically acclaimed 2021 movie and a verb for women wanting to hook up with younger guys.

Ian is just 19 but so cute. I would Licorice Pizza him.

by blondetardo December 26, 2021

miller's pizza pocket

A miller's pizza pocket is when an italian family of four goes to a mill on a hill with the oldest woman in Italy, they stuff an entire gasoline soaked 12” pizza into a miller light bottle. Then they light the pizza in the bottle on fire, put it into a condom half filled with spaghetti and viciously penetrate the oldest Italian woman with the flaming pizza bottle in a spaghetti filled condom, all the while screaming “mama mia! Gratzi!” Until the bottle breaks. Then they hang the woman upside down in the mill and roll down the hill

Did you hear that the Rossi's went to Milan and had a miller's pizza pocket?

by AdamnGeraldo April 27, 2017