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douchey shit

(n)one who is a 'douche' and a 'shit' combined; an 'asshole'; a heartless person; a shit particle caught in a douche.
#1: i feel like a douchey shit for treating you like that.
or
#2: How could you cheat on me you DOUCHEY SHIT!
by Hopscotch Jones April 9, 2009
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Shit-wreck

Linda is a total shit-wreck tonight,
by Cool Cat Tour Coordinator October 11, 2015
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Slippery shits

The kind of shit that leaves your crack feeling slimy. When you wipe, the toilet paper glides over your crack like it's sliding down a slip and slide.
I made jalapeno poppers last night, now I have the slippery shits.
by Arhs28 July 9, 2022
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Shit and sticks

Something that is sloppily made, looks shitty and equally in quality
Darn, this house is made out of shit and sticks
by dum bo August 16, 2022
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Boog Shit

All of your SBRs, Tactical equipment and other items that may violate the NFA. Typically frowned upon to own by many Federal Agencies including but not limited to. The ATF, the FBI, the DoD, or the Department of Homeland Security.

Owning any boog shit significantly increases your chances of having your dog shot, or home burnt down by a federal task force
The ATF: Come out now! we know you have Boog Shit!
Me: I have nothing! I'm already suffering from that horrible boating accident that made me lose all of my perfectly legal firearms!
The ATF: Guess we'll just have to shoot his dog now.
by Aggbir May 22, 2023
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Shit

When your busting a nut and your mom walks in.
*busting a nut*

*mom walks in*

You:"ahh...shit!"
by Halol1185 December 14, 2019
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