shit

sammy’s bf

me:omg look at this shit, random person: isn’t that sammy’s bf? me:yeah same thing

by sammy’s gf 😏 October 7, 2021

shit bloke

If you sleep with your mates missus, you're probably a shit bloke

"Ay how scummy is Kav?"
"Yeah, he's a shit bloke"

by DefNotJenkinsHaha September 9, 2020

Wax Shit

When you take a shit and you have a clean wipe.

I took my first dump in my new house and I had a clean wipe! Friends reply, a Wax Shit! That's awesome, it means good luck!

by Uncletoad May 21, 2024

Shit one

To call someone out for telling a poor/shit joke

Stop laughing at your own jokes, it was a shit one!

by Huh? Huh? Huh? October 13, 2022

Shitting knowledge

An expression when someone is so incredibly smart, intelligent, intellectual, and savvy, they simply begin shitting knowledge (on others) literally, figuratively, and metaphorically.

I am going to be shitting knowledge all day today.

Stop shitting knowledge on me. I feel so inadequate and dumb.

Help me get on your level of shitting knowledge, please.

by LingDanc803 October 10, 2023

Piece of shit

John deere H skidders

This h skidder is a piece of shit

by Bumps 2.0 February 8, 2023

Shit

The thing that comes out after taco bell

Ow my ass I need to shit I shouldn’t have ate beans for breakfast lunch and dinner

by Lunandcheez October 19, 2022