shit shard

Fragments of a really hard turd that is left behind after the primary concrete turd has passed

I shit a concrete turd but there are still shit shards left …

by Mr. Wiserass June 12, 2022

Shit pc

When your pc is laggy like peter's pc.

Person: I have 20 fps.
HIs friend: Shit pc!!!!!

by HAHAHAHA Shit pc August 17, 2022

Shit the Walls

• Southern slang / exaggeration on an expected or unexpected EXTREME poo which is so extreme that the walls could fall victim.

• So much poo that the walls are covered

I’m about to shit the walls after eatin’ Marlene’s left overs

by TLTL May 10, 2022

Shit goblin

A school rumor in a californian school (Berdu) where a man was caught eaten shit in the bathroom after school during the after school programs the shit goblins name is Nick hamerage and he was supposedly suspended at school after due to the amount of shit he took from the school bathrooms

Whats up n- shit goblin!!! "Shut the fuck up or ill eat your shit too" :)

by Amongusly September 20, 2021

oh shit

Those famous words you say when you realize her head game is more than you expected and has therefore made you nut earlier than expected.

"Oh shit!" Nathan prematurely yelled and grabbed Emily's head as she repeatedly rapped on his mike.

by deemayjee September 22, 2022

Shit the slit

An odd and peculiar sexual fetish where the woman is on her back and rolls on to her shoulders presenting her pussy to the sky. The man, or woman then steps between her legs into a scissoring position and then proceeds to fire a hot log right into her vagina. This obviously only works if the turd is relatively hard and/or the pussy is extremely loose.

Tammy was feeling overly naughty last night and asked me to shit the slit.

by Go Balls Deep1 August 17, 2023

you smell, you shit?

The British way of commenting on the poor smell of others.

Ricky: "Give them an example."
Karl: "... You smell, you shit?"
Ricky: "WHY"

by DDLZC April 4, 2017