Shit Wrinkle

When your in the bathroom stall and you hear someone taking a shit. It sounds like a wrinkle coming out of their ass.

I was in the bathroom and the girl in the stall next to me made a shit wrinkle

by DamzeL June 6, 2011

that skye shit

When a girl looks beautiful on instagram but then later turns out to just be a regular ugly hoe.

Damn that bitch looks pretty in some pictures but retarded in the other she tryna hit you with that skye shit

by Killaa2 October 19, 2014

Dry shit

Australian: The act of taking a fake toilet or unnecessarily long toilet break in order to avoid doing your share of the work.

Where's Kevin he hasn't done anything at all in last hour?
Nah he reaconed he was constipated!
Bull that fuckers just taking another "dry shit"

by anonymous September 1, 2025

shit bomb

happened to me while I was giving anal to my girlfriend, she couldn't hold it and shat on my pepe the frog boxers, what a waste!

my girlfriend orgasms in shit bombs

by souhailthedabboy May 24, 2020

Shit Bank

Shit Bank; Verb; Stocking up on shit and let it all out on your partner when having sex

"Im about to Shit Bank your pussy ass.

by BlueCockEater69 February 27, 2024

Shit Lasagne

A common occurrence in those suffering from digestive issues; especially diarrhoea. This happens when you go to the toilet, feel as though you've finished and start to wipe only to have to sit back down and start the process over again. If this is repeated more than once, you end up with a layered effect (poop/paper/poop/paper/poop/paper etc.), much like the layering of a lasagne.

When I got in from the pub last night, I had myself a shit lasagne.

by anonymous April 25, 2024

Shit Strangled

When you walk into a bathroom and are immediately repulsed by the stink of someone else's feculence and forced to evacuate.

I can never use the bathroom at work, as I have to fill out the Coroners report with the cause of death " Shit Strangled " and may soon lose my veterinary license.

by Xzyhle February 11, 2022