stop caressing my body

fuck off my body, get off my dick

stop caressing my body over a dude i don’t mess with anymore.

by Aurrieona:) October 17, 2023

swept me off my feet

When someone really gets know you: your story, your weaknesses, your insecurities. Everything about who you are, not just the shell. And then they are still trying to impress you, to care for you, and show affection.

So how do you know that someone has swept me off my feet?
When someone sweeps you off your feet, you know love.

by love.education October 20, 2023

My Ass Is On Fire

Impotence
Boomerang
I'll stab you (I'll stab you, stab you)
Clumps of hair in the sink
Who's hiding things from me?

You knew all along, god damn it
But you wouldn't tell me
Well, look at you now

It's not funny, my ass is on fire
Paraplegic, inhuman liar

Carve a smile on your face
Everything's great, suffocate

Fuck, what you looking at fuck?
What you looking at fuck?
Don't you fucking look at me
Don't you fucking look at me
Don't you fucking look at me
It's beyond my control, it's beyond my control
It's beyond, oh, I'm coming

It's not funny, my ass is on fire
Paraplegic, inhuman liar

Boo
Boo

Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring

Excuse me, I am lost, please help me
对不起，我迷路了，请帮忙

Will there be anything else, Mister Bungle?
No, that's fine Carl, thank you
So you see Mister Bungle, Dylan's fucking up your whole campaign
He's totally incompetent, Sleeper-X commercials
Will be laughed off of television if you approve his campaign

Well, that's very interesting
I never thought too much of Dylan, now that you mention it
And I'm starting my own agency Mister Bungle
I could do a hundred percent better job than that turkey
I'll bet you could, what you say is very interesting
In fact, you're very interesting

Oh, Mister Bungle, I didn't know you were interested
And you will give me your account for my new agency?
Later honey, we'll talk business later
Right now I want to make love to your beautiful, beautiful body, ah

by Gothic Miscreant October 21, 2023

On my radar

Pretty much a mild flex, basically saying I don’t care about you at all. I haven’t even had a second thought, literally not concerned. Radar picks up everything you not being one of them..

Her- You’re not gonna start problems with my new boyfriend are you?
Me- You must like to stir the pot. That bum isn’t on my radar.

by Anus cream pie October 21, 2023

fuck my cunt

Fuck my cunt simply said..
Fuckstrated ..

Damnit Rob why don't u just fuck my cunt ?

by Sadistiklydopee October 21, 2023

My Chemical Romance

Daily Mail's worst fear. Also the band that saved my life.

{in a strip club}
Guy 1: Is that...My Chemical Romance?
Guy 2: Gah! The emo band! Cover your ears!
Guy 1: Dude...they're just a band...it's not gonna-
Guy 2: COVER YOUR EARS, JARROD!!
Guy 1: You do realize that not only does Gerard Way deny the emo label, but that also MCR has saved tons of kids from killing themselves, right? I–
Guy 2, furious: COVER YOUR GODDAMN EARS, JARROD!
Guy 1: I guess all that Daily Mail got in your head.
{a bouncer proceeds to take Guy 2 out}

by 7568ino October 21, 2023

Glock in My Rarri

I got a gun in my car with you name on it boy

"I got a glock in my rarri."-- Fetty Wap in the song "679"

by AStupidMonkey October 21, 2023