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Bison shit Stampede

A Bison shit Stampede is what results when someone goes to a Buffalo Wild Wings and becomes adventurous with the spicier sauce on the wing menu. Unless equipped with bowels of steel, the result is a rush to the bathroom. Followed by a "stampede" of shit, usually in liquid form.
"John tried the 'wild' sauce. Judging by the screaming coming from the bathroom? He's probably in the middle of a Bison shit Stampede."
by J-Stin June 26, 2023
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Shit for Dick

Used to describe the value of an object in comparison to a cock. Presuming most cocks could not and would not get paid for their services
Equivalent to nothing, zip zero zilch
"I was gonna sell my car but I cant get shit for dick with the check engine light on".
by SlutMonkee June 1, 2024
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Shit on my back

When someone oversteps your boundaries and takes advantage of your kindness.
I talked my girlfriend through her personal problems and she just shit on my back and turned it around on me. Like I was the bad guy.
"Don't shit on my back when I'm just trying to give you helpful advice."
by Professor B13 November 13, 2023
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Jack Shit Off

They love to jack shit off to make their project look better!
by Felix1999 September 2, 2022
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Shit

Something that comes outta ya ass

"I gotta take a shit"
by Zackdarealblack@gmail.com August 20, 2018
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Shit

by Hahshdhzhdjdjx March 9, 2020
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Bullet Shit

A shit that comes rocketing out of your ass at mach speed due to the excessive buildup of gas behind it.
I ate too much Taco Bell last night and was rewarded with a Bullet Shit.
by Garfibromyalgia June 26, 2024
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