Dirty Loogie

When you're eating a girl out and she queefs, blowing the previous guys semen in your face

Guy 1: "Why the fuck you punched my sister!?!"
Guy 2: "She hit me with a dirty loogie. Need I say more?"
Guy 1: "Hit her again."

by Loogey November 4, 2017

Dirty Jiggy

A man who typically has one testicle and smears a pop-tart’s center on his genitalia and then sticks the pop-tart’s frame into his ass. He then goes outside and pisses on a mailman, when the mailman drives off, the man proceeds to twerk.

“The local sex offender just pulled a dirty Jiggy!”

by TuddleTurtle June 10, 2023

Dirty Valentina

Its when you are having sex and she tries to put a thumb up your ass so you slap her in the face and make her suck on that dirty thumb.

Jessica tried to give me a dirty valentina so I slapped her in the face and made her suck on her thumb like the dumb bitch she is

by vexxxxxxx January 6, 2024

Dirty dylan

When you masturbate whilst listening to a work colleague rail your mother in the next room.

Last night chris from work came round to see my mum, i couldnt resist a sneaky dirty Dylan.

by Newstepdad December 21, 2024

Dirty Melyssa

When someone is getting mashed potatoes eaten out of their asshole while singing the National Anthem

“Holy shit dude me and this bitch tried the dirty melyssa last night”

by deadpoollover4 April 20, 2020

Dirty Rona

Corona beer with promethazine and codeine cough syrup (with or without a jolly rancher for garnish and flavor)

I was chilling in the backyard with the homies and had got myself a Dirty Rona! Import medicine up!

by Frankiedavis222 October 15, 2023

Dirty PC Plod

When you get in a PC's car, and smash them so hard they start the sirens and the whole car shakes, whilst people watch and try to get in on the PC Plod action, usually through handjobs or feet tickling

You know that Noddy bloke, he right proper fucked PC Plod, he gave her a ripped Anus and everything, Even Big ears Joined in doing the Dirty PC Plod

by Ugg boy November 27, 2020