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good dick energy

After good dick the woman becomes productive the following day
by Good1234good1234 July 22, 2024
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Dicking around

To waste time, dilly dalling.
Stop dicking around,we need to keep moving.
by Toa Pohatu March 22, 2017
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Dick

The word "Dick" when used disparagingly is woefully misinterpreted. Often conflated with words like, Asshole, Jerk, Punk, and a laundry list of other's. It is in fact someone who calls Assholes out on their shit! Dick's are intelligent, quick witted, and uncommonly kind considering how ruthlessly they take down their prey.

Dick's only appear when provoked by the incessant droppings of words like shit from ass from the ever prevalent steaming turd herds of millions of free range Assholes. Overcome by the powerful compulsion to shut the Asshole down before it shits on everything around.

Dick's always win the argument, because Assholes get fucked and it's the Dick's that do the fuckin'.
"Man! You're such a fuckin'Dick!"

"Why? Cause I called you on your bullshit? Asshole!
by IGetsPaid September 14, 2020
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Strong Dick

To long dick something with authority. With power as well as speed.
I straight strong dicked that pussy.
by Slammer of the dick January 15, 2020
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dick thumb

A practical joke picture message posing a penis in place of a thumb during a photograph explaining a thumb injury that has resulted in a seriously swollen thumb.
I got my latest group chat good last night with the dick thumb. I explained that it wasn’t my dick,
by moongorilla March 18, 2018
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Dick lick

Someone who sucks up to those around them - sometimes because they're cool - and is just a bit of a knob in general.
Look at him sucking up to them - what a dick lick
by hello dudes November 9, 2017
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Designer Dick

A penis that has previously had sex while wearing a luxury condom.
Chad: Bro, i fucked her with a Gucci condom on.
Charlie: Ahhhh shit... you got a Designer Dick!
by Chazdababy January 18, 2020
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