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Nope. That's why I use YOU (as an abstraction and in aggregate). I know you're practically a bald cripple so I'll explain it to you. YOU as "an abstraction" means "As an idea that represents someone who thinks what you purport to think" and "in aggregate" YOU" as a part of a group". You follow? Because it's unlikely that you're the only one who thinks what you think. I don't purport to know you at an interpersonal level. That's why I use "You as an abstraction and in aggregate" It's implicit (or impliket as Jordan likes to say) in the explanation.

Bald cripple "I don't care motherfucker"

Hym "I know! I don't care that you don't care! Since you like to remind me of the shit I said: Remember how I said that the age difference between you and your wife is the same as the difference between me and you daughter and that if I'm a pedo than so are you? That's hilarious! They got to be getting up there in age by now, huh? You think their boyfriends are going to do the thing? "I AM HYM!!!!" Right? Did they already do it? Are the hammer clowns going to come for them? I hope not. I would hate for that to happen."

Bald cripple "Now you know how the retard feels."
Hym "No. I don't. Because I didn't fuck Kendra M- Wait... Do you already know who she is? Does everyone? Should I say it? Nah... I won't say it... Heheheheheh... Somebody mentioned something about a contractual obligation to not mention me. It figures Youtube is owned by a woman. Hey, remember when you cried like a bitch after someone made that Nigger-guy compilation? Because you though you were going to loses everything? What do you think is going to happen to you if the half of the country that hates you decides to use this against you? How inextricably linked are we? You should seriously think about doing some of my jokes in your next set. Everybody who does it seems to kill with it and get positive coverage because I'm an objectively better comedian then you and a genius and a quasi-deity. Isn't that wild? That I can just be that must better than you in spite of all you hard work? Rendered completely meaningless. Just like a whore fucking a retard instead of you. All that hard work down the drain... Oh well I guess. Hey, give me a sign when they do the thing I need to make sure my minions are 'on it'. You know? Kay I love you buhbye!"
by Hym Iam March 12, 2023
mugGet the Youmug.

Why are you rigging the votes

Was that you that voted down some of my definitions?

So, why are you doing it?
Why are you rigging the votes
by WorseThanHitler March 13, 2021
mugGet the Why are you rigging the votesmug.

I LOAF YOU SOMAJ

A phrase about being a fan of a boy named Somaj
I LOAF YOU SOMAJ SIDDIDI1
by thecharacterwannie June 24, 2022
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I can buy you once but I can sell you twice

Something that you buy once but sell twice therefore deems the item worthless. It’s one of the harshest insults you can give somebody.
I can buy you once but I can sell you twice
by Slangteam6 June 14, 2022
mugGet the I can buy you once but I can sell you twicemug.

What are you getting at?

Usually said when a person is trying to allude to a bigger topic/claim in their comments/questions. The thing that is being alluded to is usually unpleasant and/or not in the favor of the person who these comments are being told to.
Interrogator: Where were you at 5:10pm am on the 13th of February when your husband was killed?
Women: I was at the supermarket.
Cop: Really? We looked through the security cameras and you were no where to be found, cops also testify weren't carrying any groceries when you came back home.

Women: What are you getting at?

Cop: I'm saying that you killed your husband and used the supermarket as an alibi!
by thickjordanianbooty101 March 4, 2021
mugGet the What are you getting at?mug.

Nod You

In a argument using "Nod You" meaning you'll knock them out
"Quit talking to me like that before I nod your ass"
by HoodUser346 September 3, 2022
mugGet the Nod Youmug.

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