When Shit Breaks The Shovel

"When Shit Breaks The Shovel" is said when something happens and there is nothing you can do about it.

"When Shit Breaks The Shovel" is said when something happens and there is nothing you can do about it.
Person 1- Yeah man, we had to break up do to some things we could change.
Person 2- That sucks bro, sometimes the shit breaks the shovel.

by CountryBoyTex July 11, 2021

Off the shits

When you recently recover from rocket thrusting diarrhea, barely having your asshole intact (almost needing rectal replacement therapy), acting like it wasn't that big of a deal in the first place.. Very common to incorrectly use this phrase to describe a mild drinking session but exaggerating it like was the most you've drank in your life.

Romero: You trying to go out tn?
Dominic: Hell yes! I was off the shits last night.. Let's do it again. I'll be oFf tHe sHiTs AgAiN

by ViolinistMikeHunt September 5, 2023

shitting down

when you need to shit so bad so as your sitting down on the toilet the poop starts flooding out

“man that burrito was brutal it had me shitting down by the time i got to the bathroom”

by Starbucksandfieldhockey01 November 11, 2021

Shit Pigeon

An idiot person. Usually someone who does something that crushes another persons feelings and makes them feel like shit.

You shit pigeon, you fucked my girlfriend so I am going to shoot you in the stomach!

by RickyPacific February 18, 2023

Shit a Dick

To be really pissed off or to laugh really hard; can be used for all genders

He shit a dick after his best friend kissed his girl.

She shit a dick when her friend made a joke about the teacher.

by sweato September 3, 2020

eat shit

the act of shoving your shit in someone mouth.

you did you eat shit last night right .

no what the hell is wrong with you.

by anonymous March 11, 2022

Shit

A shitty smelling shit is usually oval shaped and usually Brown in color. (You should really smell it sometime)

A dog just shit in my lawn ... Great.

by Sduyt June 13, 2019