A simple procedure to maximize shit velocity and efficiency.
Steps:
1. Clench (Anus)
2. Tense (Abdominal Muscles)
3. Push (Whilst Tensing and Clenching)
4. Release Force (Continually pushing though the entire process)
Steps:
1. Clench (Anus)
2. Tense (Abdominal Muscles)
3. Push (Whilst Tensing and Clenching)
4. Release Force (Continually pushing though the entire process)
by Shit Police February 06, 2020
God shit is a play on the word "dog shit" and "god like," it references a player in a video game who is extremely bad, yet is still carrying their team.
by fat yosh November 08, 2020
When anything and everything it at its worst; hopelessness. Also can be reaction to a positive COVID test.
by sawtelle81 July 13, 2022
Said to someone who is trash and literally dog water at the said activity the person is part-taking in.
by Ande February 18, 2021
This happens when you go for a poo, afterwards when all the solids have ejected and you get ready to wipe your bottom another turd starts coming out and forces you to have a two sage poo.
by Mathmoss November 08, 2018
Someone close to you whom you adore, but don't have the courage to tell him/her how much they meant to you. Hence using 'little shit' as a cover to hide your feelings towards them.
by Theonethatgotaway1998 November 17, 2023