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self-whipped 

When a man uses the excuse that he can't socialise with his friends because he has (or intends to make) arrangements with his partner already.

Selfwhipped is the result of ignoring the advice of the age old adage, bros before hos
Person 1: Can't come for a beer tonight guys, got to go to my girlfriends.

Person 2: You're self-whipped.
self-whipped by Torched_ May 18, 2009
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dirty whippet 

when a man farts in a girls mouth while she licks his asshole.
I gave your mom a dirty whippet.
dirty whippet by Dawg06 November 19, 2009

butthole whipped 

"Pussy whipped" for the gay community. When one is a slave to their partner or former partner and will do anything they ask.
Clay: Where's Jared?
Jon: Helping his ex move.
Clay: Man, he is so butthole whipped.
butthole whipped by ClayUD May 26, 2010

Geronimo Whiplash 

Is when an attempt at Resort To Geronimo is failed, at that point your prison inmate buddy wants to bring a swift can of ultimate hot sauce pain to your butthole by ripping it in two with a double fisting.

Ouch.
Damn, Hawkins. That was a bloody mess in cell block 6. Well, that's a Geronimo Whiplash for ya.

Crispy Whips 

snowboard and skateboard company from the east coast
Check out this fresh new Crispy Whips board.
Crispy Whips by mrCrisp September 28, 2012

Red Whipper Snapper

the act of doing a girl while she is on her period, and then proceed to dick slap her in the face with a bloody penis.
"Like OMG he totally Red Whipper Snapper-ed me Ashley!!"