jank weed

Sucky marijuana that doesn't get you high. Just makes you slightly sleepy and pissed you paid too much for it

Man this grass is jank weed. I'm not even high. I totally got janked off.

by parkmaster January 19, 2015

blue moon weed

blue moon weed is when you smoke weed under the full moon while blue balling yourself while masturbating

yooo dude it was such a blast last night i had the best blue moon weed ever!

by paneshroud December 22, 2023

Weed

A man named Andre

Yooo is that weed?

by True Man the third December 10, 2022

Weed-Drawals

When you haven’t had any of the wacky-tobacky for a day and you start feeling every single emotion on the spectrum.

Joe: Are you okay?
Me: No, I’m having major weed-drawals...
Joe: Weed-drawals?
Me: JUST SHUT UP AND FIND ME A FUCKING NUGGET! *sobs uncontrollably in fetal position*

by Weedla August 21, 2018

pimp weed

a pimp smokeing weed

that pimp was so doing the pimp weed! he's G

by coreyyy♥ August 7, 2008

Weeded Out

A negative term to describe someone who consumes marijuana where such drug is clearly having a detrimental effect on their being.

Can also be taken as a play on words to say that someone was 'weeded out' (taken out) of a program/job/place etc due to their drug use.

Person 1: Hey I kind of like her, but they're kind of... dull?
Person 2: well duh, she's totally weeded out. Look at her friends, how she talks, real obvious.

by diegdefs January 24, 2024

Weed Whacker

A girl that only goes for a guy because they have drugs.

Guy: Hey what you doin this weekend?
Girl: Sorry I’m taken
Guy: I got a few puffs and a bong back at mine you wanna come???
Girl: Oh actually my boyfriend just broke up with me so yeah sure
Guy: Actually you know what no... your just a weed whacker just like the others

by Slimetheboss July 4, 2020