uncle pricky

to fall and impale oneself on ones own penis

if you run in the dark with morning wood you may give yourself an uncle pricky!

by kiwi smithers April 18, 2011

first great-cousin-uncle

Grandparent's male first cousin.

My first great-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Uncle Klit

Uncle Klit is a deity that is over 300 years old. He has a talent in giving the best advices and making your day better with his sense of humor.

I send a text to uncle klit and he made my day

by November 20, 2021

Your Uncle Gus

A 'your mom' insult against a European.

<Klondyke> Fuckle your uncle Gus, italian pizza boy!
<Italy> Who?

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 26, 2003

Uncle No No

Often used for a person that drives a white ice cream van without actually selling ice cream. Also used to describe a registered offender.

"Tell your kids not to get near him he's an uncle no no"

by Uncle No No June 16, 2020

Too uncle

When someone mistakes too uncool for too uncle

John is too uncle for transition lenses.

by Johndoe30 July 23, 2018

visiting uncle in hospital

The act if masturbation

Sorry I missed your call, I was visiting uncle in hospital.

by DeathDestroyerx52 June 09, 2018