ur mom

ur mom

ur mom

by MikaLikeTheSushi December 27, 2021

Ur Mom

Carter: Hi man, what did you do today?
Man: I made a list.

Carter: Whats on the list?
Man: Ur Mom

Ur mom

by Deffonitons February 3, 2022

Ur Mom

The biggest comeback in human history.

"Hey what are you going to do today?" Then you respond with "ur mom!"

by MrCoolMan1414 May 5, 2023

ur mom

gay

you: ur mom gay
FBI: no u

by Extrictant2 August 1, 2019

keep u on ur toes

A really cool phrase to use whenever u want to say that ur gonna keep somebody waiting for something or otherwise alert.

Repopularized by Linus 😎😎

Gaby: “How are you going to do that?”

Linus: “Idk yet. I’ll keep u on ur toes.”

by #1gabyfan March 18, 2023

Got ur ears on?

Are you able to speak/text freely right now regarding sensitive information, often illegal; such as a drug deal.

U got ur ears on?
No. My wife is next to me.

Ok. Got news 4 ya.

by 2rr2lv2rr2dy February 25, 2022

capitão urs

A very strong and handsome penguin, usually trying to deal with the Fakeurs

OMG! Gustavo is capitão urs!

by Morpheus16282 November 20, 2022