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ginger twit twat

Person 1: Yoooooo that ginger twit do be eating a lot of Kit Kats
Person 2: Yeah they're basically the definition of a ginger twit twat.
by pencilwizard11 May 11, 2021
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old man twat

Used on someones birthday when they are showing signs of becoming old and boring. Can be used for either sex.
"C'mon John, you only turned 20 today, don't be such an old man twat and drink that triple absinthe!"
by gluesniffer December 22, 2004
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long haired twat

A boy who thinks they have freinds but really dont, also are really mean to people he knows and he thinks his hair is really sexy even tho its greasy an sickening.
ohhh great theres that long haired twat..
by Jimmy p January 15, 2006
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Li'l Twat Munchiken Arsehole

A Li'l Twat Munchiken Arsehole can be defined as a male most likely around the ages of 40 who was unlucky enough to have the blessings of god and thus lacks the gift of puberty. Basically another word for "small pp boy" but just add a bit of McGregor twist to it.
I pity Yohan for being a Li'l Twat Munchiken Arsehole, its fine if he can't cum, adoption is an option.
by jadenspeare May 2, 2022
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Cum Guzzling Twat Blister

A dirty bitch who sleeps with many people, is painful to be around, only like's to associate with people when she benefits from a situation, has a few friends but thinks she's prettier then them and talks shit about them behind their back, constantly looks in the mirror, has to reapply makeup every 5 minutes, is always fishing for compliments from anyone who will talk to her, is a shitty person, narcissistic, self absorbed, egotistical, conceited, selfish, more annoying them a Hemorrhoid, and acts like a big Twat.
Look at Raven clinging on that guy because she thinks he has money and will take her home. She's worse then a gold digger, she's acting like a Cum Guzzling Twat Blister!
by SassyJax01 May 20, 2011
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twat bungler

a nut tangler who inadverdently bungles twats, ie, a cockblocker
Jim: Damnit, Kellen is such a twat bungler!
Tim: Thanks to him, I've been twat-free for a week.
by mcdizzy December 15, 2008
mugGet the twat bunglermug.

Hertfordshire Twat

a gay bastard from hertfordshire, proper pathetic

most people from hertfordshire are hertfordshire twats
normal person: hey did you know Tom Howse, from Grasscroft, is actually a hertfordshire twat?

Tom howse: oh right... :(

normal person: :)
by Lambchester February 28, 2011
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