Ugly twat waffle is a nasty shirveled up twat that is to disgusting to be anything other then a dried up wanna be gold diggin whore mooching off a man who chooses the easy piece over the 100% women
by Moochiepoo May 30, 2017
Get the fugly twat wafflemug. Used on someones birthday when they are showing signs of becoming old and boring. Can be used for either sex.
"C'mon John, you only turned 20 today, don't be such an old man twat and drink that triple absinthe!"
by gluesniffer December 22, 2004
Get the old man twatmug. A boy who thinks they have freinds but really dont, also are really mean to people he knows and he thinks his hair is really sexy even tho its greasy an sickening.
by Jimmy p January 15, 2006
Get the long haired twatmug. A Li'l Twat Munchiken Arsehole can be defined as a male most likely around the ages of 40 who was unlucky enough to have the blessings of god and thus lacks the gift of puberty. Basically another word for "small pp boy" but just add a bit of McGregor twist to it.
I pity Yohan for being a Li'l Twat Munchiken Arsehole, its fine if he can't cum, adoption is an option.
by jadenspeare May 2, 2022
Get the Li'l Twat Munchiken Arseholemug. A dirty bitch who sleeps with many people, is painful to be around, only like's to associate with people when she benefits from a situation, has a few friends but thinks she's prettier then them and talks shit about them behind their back, constantly looks in the mirror, has to reapply makeup every 5 minutes, is always fishing for compliments from anyone who will talk to her, is a shitty person, narcissistic, self absorbed, egotistical, conceited, selfish, more annoying them a Hemorrhoid, and acts like a big Twat.
Look at Raven clinging on that guy because she thinks he has money and will take her home. She's worse then a gold digger, she's acting like a Cum Guzzling Twat Blister!
by SassyJax01 May 20, 2011
Get the Cum Guzzling Twat Blistermug. by mcdizzy December 15, 2008
Get the twat bunglermug. a gay bastard from hertfordshire, proper pathetic
most people from hertfordshire are hertfordshire twats
most people from hertfordshire are hertfordshire twats
normal person: hey did you know Tom Howse, from Grasscroft, is actually a hertfordshire twat?
Tom howse: oh right... :(
normal person: :)
Tom howse: oh right... :(
normal person: :)
by Lambchester February 28, 2011
Get the Hertfordshire Twatmug.