thootie

a thootie is basically a hoe

where the thooties at???

by ladies with gentle hands March 13, 2024

Toothless Calendar

Toothless Calendar- a toothless calendar is a calendar that tracks something of zero value over a long period of time, usually marking each week and the weekly marking is usually written “xxx Week’s” with incorrect use of the apostrophe.

For example, my wife has been tracking how many weeks my neighbor has yet to pick up the aluminum tin blowing around their yard. Her calendar is marked every week as “ 12 Week’s Tin in yard”

The Toothless Calendar started not as the meaning is “without teeth” but rather as the first calendar tracked cars that were parked from a guy named “Toothless Tom”

My Toothless Calendar has the neighbors at 12 weeks and the aluminum tin is still not picked up yet.

by Doing it all the time March 19, 2024

toothbrussian

The language you speak with a toothbrush in your mouth.

My girlfriend speaks toothbrussian when she's brushing her teeth.

by RG3RM4N3L0CloakCloak3d March 23, 2024

Thoothie

Evan Gregory Loop

Evan is such a thoothie.

by cincodarula April 3, 2024

thooterville

A group or area containing many bops all thriving together and fucking each other, they all think they are super hot but are really just ratchet hoes

All her friends are total bops living in thooterville

by _cleopatra April 5, 2024

tooterwiggle

To refer to someone as mildly offensive and annoying; someone who bites ankles.

Man, your child is such a tooterwiggle, i can't stand her!

by Jennifer Tooter April 15, 2024

toot your gout

The simple action of getting ones penis erect in any way or form.

“You tried to make it work with her but she just couldn’t toot your gout?”

by Jaybonny April 26, 2024