Labrador touch

Much like the Midas touch turns everything to gold, a Labrador touch turns everything to shit.

Man everything I've tried working on this week has broken or gotten worse, I really have the Labrador touch.

by Labradortouch1000 January 25, 2024

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go touch grass

Touching grass is perfect to cringy people (get r/youngpeoplereddited lol)

1. Person 1: I write a YFM BenaPuff (Puff x Benatar) yaoi uwucutesingle maid!puff boku no pico uwu kawaii yaoi fluffy lemon fanfic!!!! 1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!!1!1!!1!
Person 2: Go touch grass

by BunnieXD November 13, 2023

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Go touch dirt

You should be buried 6 ft under

Someone old or rude telling you how to live your life, you tell them they should go touch dirt

by Grumpy old man November 19, 2023

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Hoichi toichi describes how a baby or toddler is acting when they are laughing and crying at the same time. When babies and toddlers get very tired but also find something hilarious, they will laugh and cry concurrently and intermittently. One never quite knows which way it will go. It’s a heightened dual-emotion and signals that it is time for a nap. It can also be used as a noun.

Oh no, he’s getting hoichi toichi, we better get him home for a nap!
She’s got the hoichi toichis, let’s give her a bottle and then try to get her to sleep.

by Sam Define November 27, 2023

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