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Jayden spagh3tti

Jayden spaghetti is a backstabber that will gaslight you into believing that it's your fault he will make you love him and want to stay he will write LONG paragraphs to you about how much he "loves" you just to break up with you the next day and ask for, forgiveness. He will make your life MISERABLE you'll wanna block him but remember how charming he is then he'll add u then the cycle begins...once again
Jayden spagh3tti is a full time stripper that likes to tickle ur little bootywhole
by Booty Licker Pt2 March 6, 2023
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Upsettio Spaghettio

When an Italian person is upset due to a ruined orgasm.
Guiseppi's girlfriend stopped stroking him right before he came, so it just leaked out. He was hella upsettio spaghettio.
by rainbow_shitshow April 24, 2023
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code spaghetti

A less common nearly synonymous expression of "spaghetti code": in programming and computer language, a poorly programmed piece of code, which does barely work, but it's very long and convoluted (like the pasta itself) and thus hard to disentangle and debug. (This variant expression could also refer to the effects of said code.)
The devs removed that feature because it was pure bloat. Nobody really used it and it was causing all kinds of code spaghetti. {This is an adapted snippet from an actual email message!}
by librapi April 28, 2023
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Alfabety spaghetti

Commonly associated with Rimmer angry at Lister for sleeping with his mum. Generally happens when something out of your control accures.
Bob: Hey Jeff
Jeff: You slept with my girlfriend

Bob: Yeah, she was awesome

Jeff: Alfabety spaghetti
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Luke Spaghetti

I wanna gang bang a group of midget Indian grandmas! I like to stroke my 500 inch penis and suck my big toe!
I had a hundred pounds of luke spaghetti for shlop!
by Your right toe June 1, 2023
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Tony Spagoni

An evil gay brothel owner and drug dealer

ABSOLUTELY A GAY PROSTITUTE
That bitch Tony Spagoni fucked over Lawrence exeter Jr
by Syrex.Slayed September 25, 2023
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secret spaghetti sauce

I CUM BLOOD!!!!!!!!!
Would you like me to give you my secret spaghetti sauce
by Secret spaghetti sauce October 11, 2023
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