Comedy Rocket

A drawing of a penis school kids draw on the back of dirty vans and tables

Person A: “Oh that van is dirty”

Person B: “And someone’s drawn a comedy rocket with their finger on it”

by welcome_to_piffington December 5, 2020

jelly rocket

When you put a rubber band around your tip and nut, then keep the nut inside till it solidifies. Then next time you pee, remove the rubber band and pee out the gelatinous nut.

My girlfriend was mad when I went to her aunts house and jelly rocketed all over the carpet

by Betz38 December 4, 2024

columbian rocket pop

When a guy dips his dick into a bag of coke and a girl sucks it off

Last night I got a Columbian rocket pop. It kinda reminded me of the time I got a Peruvian snow cone.

by The Columbiano June 8, 2019

Red Bean Rocket

The sexual act of inserting a twizzler or liquorice into a woman's annus and having her pushing it out into the tip of the male penis

Hey baby I got some red vines want to get freaky and do the red bean rocket

by Moonshot November 7, 2025

Rockets

Blunts that have been rolled with half turtle and half tobacco

Those rockets last night gave me a head rush man
Dude we’re almost at the party, and you only just realized you forgot the rockets??

by mad.child October 23, 2018

the river raisin snot rocket

When a male is receiving oral sex and about the time he cums he grabs his partner by the ears and cums til it comes out the other persons nose.

Dave: I gave Jackson the river raisin snot rocket the other day while he swung his jazz hands around and snot rocketed all over my dick.

by The river raisin volcano December 21, 2020

snot rocket

see country kleenex

They spit on the ground when they see me and I send them a snot rocket right back.

by Telmea Story May 13, 2023