put a three on

to jinx or put a curse on some person, thing or activity

"Ima put a three on that bitch. _Nothing's_ gonna work for her."

by primeridian April 28, 2012

Putting Christmas Away

The act of cleaning up all Christmas decorations because the season is over.

on December 26th I started PUTTING CHRISTMAS AWAY, and I put up NEW YEARS!

by alexh.77. January 3, 2011

You can’t put a pickle on an elephant

Something impossible/ something really weird

“I think she’s a right weirdo”
“You know what they say ; you can’t put a pickle on an elephant !”

by Geniaurse December 30, 2020

Eat the put

Performing cunnilingus on a female while so intoxicated that you urinate on yourself immediately afterwards.

Bro 1: Bro, I got so hammered last night. I met a girl though.
Bro 2: Bro, did you eat the put?
Bro 1: Yeah bro, I booked it outta there when I woke up.

by Jimtkirk March 22, 2017

Put 't sock on

Northern slang for putting on the trusty old wank sock.

Billy was tired of pulling birds in't pub, so he stayed in and put 't sock on.

by FinbarSaunders March 2, 2021

If you don't put this is your not nice

Somebody who voted for this to be in this app is someone who will have good luck and is such a nice person

" If you dont put this is your not nice"

#coolbeans

If you don't put this is your not nice

by American brat October 27, 2019

Get put make

Get the fuck over here right now

Get put make i am dying

by CrInGe. Exe November 16, 2021