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Brony porn

When people who are fans of the my little pony show. Ussually adult males wrote stories about the characters in the show having sex, or drawing pictures of them having sex.
Dude i managed to jerk off three times in a row to some brony porn i read last night.
Send me the link man.
by Sohamed Ali June 17, 2014
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spider porn

Pornographic material dealing with spiders and/or people/spiders/etc. It is most commonly seen being viewed by mewg/m00g/or m00gzipie (or any other combination) and they tend to get very defensive if bothered.
Friend: Hey m00g what yew dewin??
M00G:Lewking at spider porn!! Leave me alone! *shoots webbing*
by TheHoFrumPa July 27, 2008
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asian porn

An individual who cremes at the thought of noodles, rubix cubes and children. They can also be found hugging book shelves and squinting when it is not even sunny outside.
idividual 1: what are you doing tonight
idividual 2: asian porn
by rapicot December 11, 2012
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Dog Porn

What any Skater Dude creates when he rides his skateboard through a crowded city park inhabited by peoples' dogs. The dogs freak out and chase you down.
Man don't skate through that park at 6pm or you'll become dog porn
by SkaterDudeHell September 7, 2016
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bacon porn

Type of pornography where one enjoys watching grease drip down fresh, hot strips of bacon.
Dude, this bacon porn is amazing.
by J. Skrilla October 9, 2008
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Reverse Porn

Reverse Porn n.

When watching porn you are focused on one thing... the porn. Reverse porn is...

1. Anything that distracts you from, and keeps you from doing what you are suppose to be doing or working on. such as a television show, when you are suppose to be doing homework.

2. An example of reverse porn actually being porn could be what is going on right now. I am trying to focus on righting a definition, but I have a porn flick open in the other window, thus distracting me from the first task.
Your Boss: Hey {insert your name here... Huh Huh Insert}, Did you get that Chalmers case finished last night.

You: No I was distracted by some reverse porn of some car chases last night.

Your Boss: Your fired.
by Gamewizard November 12, 2009
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Porn Tap

It's a router, nigger.
"My porn tap isn't working"
"Did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in?"
by Ngrprntap August 29, 2014
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