Tom Marvolo Riddle

A pretty damn sexy guy, until he lost his nose...
Harry: What happened to you nose?
Tom Marvolo Riddle: Oh that? i lost it after i was reborn from a bubbling pot of goo and wormtails' hand...
by alice cats September 24, 2011
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tom's small dick

The name of one who usually has no balls
"wow that's Tom's small dick"

"Tom tried masturbation but couldn't find his dick"
by 69dicklove69 June 18, 2014
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Tom MacDonald

A good rapper who says the truth about shit.he don't lie
Idiot: bro tom macdonald is a terrible rapper

Me: shut the fuck up he fucked ur mom
by IUHFYGC May 17, 2022
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Tom Sherman Special

Also known as The Ol' TSS, The Tom Sherman Special can be either:

a) A mixed drink composed of Tequila, lime juice, and Sprite.

b) A sexual maneuver in which one finds a classy lady, goes down on her, but instead of licking any part of the vagina, he only licks pubic hair.
1. One must be careful when ordering a Tom Sherman Special in the bar, or else they could end up with an unwanted drink.

2. Remember, a classy lady is the most important ingredient to the Tom Sherman Special and if she doesn't have pubes then she's just not that classy.

3. Give 'er the ol' TSS
by Unshaven Maven January 19, 2014
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Major Tom Technique

An auto-erotic asphyxiation by using gravity masturbation technique that consists of 3 parts:

- 1 - Getting in the shuttle -
Begin by jacking off normally; but before you nut, you squat down as low as you can to the ground and breathe short shallow breaths while still jacking off.

- 2 - Take off -
As you nut, you jump up from that squatting position as fast as you possibly can and hold your breath.

- 3 - Being in space -
If performed correctly, you should become VERY lightheaded and experience pure bliss due to the orgasm from your cock rocket.

This is a technique that should be performed only by professionals, in a controlled environment.
Alex: Have you heard Tom came out with a new technique?
Gim: Oh no, what is it?
Alex: It's called Major Tom technique he passed out after the nut and was found unconscious covered by his space juices.
by Swaggington_yolo July 01, 2019
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tom marvolo riddle

“dude tom marvolo riddle do be looking kinda fire though, time turner about to come in handy🏃”

“he could slytherin my chamber of secrets any day!”
by raganagar September 17, 2020
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Tom Hiddleston Day

You have probably heard of it that Tom Hiddleston got body shamed... it's so sad :(
So we decided to make a special "Tom Hiddleston Day" at June 11th and thank him for the great 20 years of acting.
Everything we can do it's SUPPORT TOM even more than we do.
Today it's Tom Hiddleston Day!
by Support Tom Hiddleston! April 19, 2021
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