Kentucky blow job

When someone buys a water wing for masturbation and realizes there is 2 so they shove one up their ass leaving only the blow hole exposed, then soliciting someone to blow it up

I was driving cross country and bought a water wing to pass the time, so happens they only come in pairs, so I shoved that bastard in my hoop and pick up a hitchhiker who had no problem completing the Kentucky blow job

by Nashville bible pusher July 14, 2016

Pootie and the Blow Shits

A 90's alternative rock band led by frontman Darius Rucker characterized by songs that all sound exactly the same with no discernible words, vowel sounds and guttural noises.

"You catch that Pootie and the Blow Shits concert last night? I fucking love that A-E-I-O-U song!" "Fuck no, I was too busy drinking cough syrup at the Pottery Barn!"

by Hit you with a brick April 29, 2019

Toenail Blow-up

When your toenail swells up and then explodes.

Them toenails had a toenail blow-up!

by Tree-man19 May 9, 2019

blow this lollipop stand

Let's leave this place

This party sucks! This blow this lollipop stand.

by CaliGurl73 April 12, 2014

Blow Joe Day

Find yourself a Joe and give him a blow. It’ll make his day 🤤🍆💦

Happy Blow Joe Day!

by Bigtiddies210 August 30, 2022

minnesota blow job

A sexual act out of state that never actually happened

Shut up guys I got a Minnesota blow job last year

1 year later... u totally didn't

by The Fredrick wrap January 25, 2016

Shomi and blow me

When you run out of things to watch on Netflix and you're done just chilling

"I am hoping tonight's date moves past Netflix and Chill...could use a Shomi and blow me."

by newsvava July 29, 2016