by Rickbrick March 21, 2023
Get the Alabama dry rubmug. That girl/boy has had his fair share of fornication with his/her sisters/brothers and mother/father. They do a weekly Alabama Slam-O-Rama at the trailer park!
by flyboy_24 May 8, 2021
Get the Alabama Slam-O-Ramamug. A memorable guy who thinks he’s the main character at his high school. Usually from a school with about 700 people, a senior and has a massive dick. Grows up to be rich and laugh at everyone who falsely accused him of being a “super senior” (see definition). Gets many many false SA allegations because all the girls with an identity crisis feel threatened by masculinity. Just your IDGAF main character energy kinda guy.
Wow, did you hear about that 2024 senior at AHS? I can’t believe he did that again! How memorable! What an Alabama Batman!!!
by Batman2006datguy March 24, 2024
Get the Alabama Batmanmug. The act of fucking a girl in the ass after taco bell so she has to shit and when she finally does using your dick to shove it back up her ass
Billy: dude did you smash Stacy last night?
Tom: yea but she had taco bell earlier that night so I had to gave her the ol' Alabama Push pop
Tom: yea but she had taco bell earlier that night so I had to gave her the ol' Alabama Push pop
by Ruthtj34 October 13, 2016
Get the Alabama Push popmug. by Yeppypappy July 6, 2023
Get the alabama launch padmug. When two people are doing a standing 69 and the person on their feet blows into the person they’re holding’s asshole. Making a whistle. As like blowing into an empty beer bottle.
by Dave Hulford November 6, 2025
Get the Alabama whistlemug. The term "Alabama Candy Apple" is a sexual act which derives from when one cleans the hair from their sack then dips their testicles into a bowl of syrup made for candy apples. (Ingredients will be listed for optimal pleasure.) Once the sugary coat is well hardened around the sack, another person will attempt to eat all of the coating off of the gentile only using their teeth.
The cooking process is as follows:
Over medium heat, 1.5 sugar, 1 cup light corn syrup, 1 cup water. Stir on high till boil and sugar dissolves.
Keep on high till sugar reaches 285F then take off heat.
Add .5 teaspoon cinnamon, .5 teaspoon red food coloring.
Stir carefully till dark red.
(Hotter is usually preferred by most)
The act doesn't come without it's risks though, they are as follows:
Passing out.
High anxiety may be induced.
Inhalers are recommended.
Lower sperm count.
Damage to gentile.
The cooking process is as follows:
Over medium heat, 1.5 sugar, 1 cup light corn syrup, 1 cup water. Stir on high till boil and sugar dissolves.
Keep on high till sugar reaches 285F then take off heat.
Add .5 teaspoon cinnamon, .5 teaspoon red food coloring.
Stir carefully till dark red.
(Hotter is usually preferred by most)
The act doesn't come without it's risks though, they are as follows:
Passing out.
High anxiety may be induced.
Inhalers are recommended.
Lower sperm count.
Damage to gentile.
A: My wife wanted to try something a little "out there" in the bedroom.
B: She didn't ask you to give her an "Alabama Candy Apple", did she?
A: She did, and I only passed out 3 times!
B: She didn't ask you to give her an "Alabama Candy Apple", did she?
A: She did, and I only passed out 3 times!
by Drankenstien January 22, 2025
Get the Alabama Candy Applemug.