Matthew

They are lovers of Chickens. When it comes to Chickens, Matthew’s can not get enough of them. Matthew’s walk around talking about how big their Chicken is and brags how his 1 Cock in the barn takes care of all the Chickens.
Matthew’s also break’s everything they touch.
You can Normally hear Matthew’s bragging about their 2 Stokes.
Matthew’s catch phrases normally are, Right Gerald? And Braaap!!!

Dam!! Wish I had Chicken’s like Matthew’s.
Don’t let Matthew touch it, or it will never run right again.
Fucking 2 Stroke Bud..

by HondaReverb August 19, 2020

Matthew Bekele

A sexy curly head stallion, with such a way with words. His charm can suede anyone. He’s a lady magnet, a bitch getter, and not to mention he has that fye D.

Kid: “Dada when i gwow up i wanna be just like that Matthew Bekele”
Dad: “Me too son….. me too….”
Girl: “Giiiirlll his D so fye his name could be Matthew Bekele”
Girl friend: “Bitch pass him my way”

by MattyB_Superfan January 3, 2024

Matthew Berry

The person in the group that loved Cordarrelle Patterson; also, the prettiest girl in the bar

"Why didn't things work out with Billy?"
"Oh he kept on hyping up Cordarrelle Patterson back in 2014"
"Oooh Billy sounds like a Matthew Berry"

by cptduck31 August 22, 2016

Matthew Waggoner

Matthew Waggoner exudes a captivating charm with his striking features and confident demeanor. His chiseled jawline perfectly complements his piercing eyes, which seem to hold a universe of depth within them. With a smile that lights up the room, Matthew effortlessly commands attention wherever he goes. His impeccable sense of style only adds to his allure, leaving an unforgettable impression on everyone he encounters. Matthew Waggoner is not just handsome; he embodies a timeless elegance and magnetism that is simply irresistible.

Matthew Waggoner is the definition of handsomeness

by therealchanceadams April 27, 2024

Matthew

Matthew means gift from god, usually a matthew is a sweet and caring guy, he will be very clever and good at handyman tasks. Matthews of this type usually only ever love one person, and always will, till their dieing day. Matthews can get very emotional and find it hard to express their feelings, matthews love music and lifting weights.

Oh look at that matthew over there, he's very handsome and obviously more attractive than anyone named Molly.

by Gagandeep Singha November 25, 2021

Matthew Bolger

Very very goofy. Wears Hey Dudes- like wtf. Hey dudes are not drip fam you gotta wear newmasters bro.
Really likes Rylann and will do anything to feel the touch of her hand- litterally gave Luke Taylor head for it.

Dude 1- Hey did you see the movie yesterday?
Dude 2- Na I was at the shoe store with Matthew Bolger

by roblox prep man 69696996 March 20, 2023

davin matthews

Davin Matthews normal Comes with one big nut one small nut, davin Matthews will get his penis sucked by Brian atleast once them go into a drug psychosis

He looks like a davin Matthews

by Jmhemi January 7, 2023