ghoul squadron leader

The person within a certain friend group who is such a level of Ghoul, that were there to be compiled an army of such cretins, said person would be awarded the position of Squadron Leader.

"Man, did you hear about James last night - he tried to jump off his roof into the pool, and ended up breaking his leg"

"God, that kid always was such a Ghoul Squadron Leader"

"I know, king of the Ghouls"

by OhLookItsThatGuyWesty November 2, 2014

soft serve lever

When you have an erection and you squat down. Then someone grabs your member and pulls it down while you shit into a waffle cone.

Steve: You'll never believe what sarah and jamie did last night!
Adam: Did you use the soft serve lever?
Steve: You bet i did. There's a reason they call me Mr.Waffle Cone. They ate it all!
Adam: Wow...

by AT&T U-Verse November 9, 2015

salty squad "leader"

Salty Squad "Leader" : Adjective: the leader of a squad, who refuses to recognize how important each member is. Typically believes that his actions alone can guarantee a vicotry or win in the underlying event. Will give props to another member of the squad when they do well, however, he believes it was a direct result of him being there.

Hand tat Matt is such a salty squad "Leader".

by Droppingtruth26 June 30, 2016

she got that leave it in

When a female's pussy feels so good you abandon all reason and release your baby batter all up in her vagina.

So how was your date with Ashley last night?

She's alright but more importantly she got that leave it in!

Damn, Ash really got that leave it in?
Hell yeah brotha I filled her to the brim

by Noobnado March 31, 2017

blowing wet leaves

The act of performing fellatio on a flaccid penis; seemingly as futile as using a leaf blower on wet leaves.

The hooker was blowing wet leaves for 30 minutes and her john still couldn't get a hard-on.

by Bloody Plow October 19, 2017

Don’t leave me on paused

This is when you are on FaceTime. Then someone yells at you when you accidentally go on Instagram and you leave them on paused. Because they need all the attention from you.

Ali A- DON’T LEAVE ME ON PAUSED JESS

Jess- Oh sorry

by Vineisalive123 July 10, 2018

twice's leader

a leader that is very thicc

s.coups is twice's leader

shownu is level twice's leader

by Lubear123 August 26, 2018