apple juice

An alternative to saying "that's what she said" when a teacher or parent is around.

Stupid kid: "That's so hard!"
Man on the inside: "Apple Juice"
Class: 😂😂
Teacher: ?

by ola.wav October 18, 2019

eyebrow juice

when you wax your eyebrows over 13 years, collect all the eyebrows, get a cup whale sperm, next, get the cup of eyebrows and mix it with the sperm. Now drink it.

guy 1: yo, come to this party, we gonna make some awesome eyebrow juice
guy 2: dude you know I'm allergic

by eyebrow juice connoisseur October 10, 2019

Nature juice

A cool and neat slang term for water.

"I need to refill on nature juice."
"My nature juice tank is woefully empty."
"Hey bro, wanna suckle on some nature juice?"

by Kenneye January 29, 2017

Figgle juice

A mixture of different men's semen in one.

Man- "Dude, last night me and that girl from the club did it

twice, great day!"

Friend- "Thats disgusting, i heard shes a slut, you just added yourself into some damn figgle juice"

Man- "Ew...."

by thats how we do! May 11, 2010

sad juice

Sad juice: a disrespectful ass juice stoody hoes will drug yo depressed ass with to gain yo weak ass trust

Brokedhartedassnigga: broo I miss her. Why did she break my heart? How could she do this to me?

Seniorboyicy: shut you goofy ass up aint no one told you to go chuggin that bitches sad juice lonely ass nigga lmaoo

by Icymontanna June 23, 2018

juice bears

Derived from "making bears," originally popularized as a euphemism for a bowel movement by Mrs. Cartman of South Park fame, making "juice bears" is when you are stricken with diarrhea.

Oh, man, I had Mexican for lunch, and I totally made juice bears in the office john.

by Victor Spoilz June 16, 2010

bungigular juice

A mixture of liquified fecal matter, sweat, and other fluids secreted by the anus.

"I've got to go to the bathroom. I need to wipe the bungigular juices out of my ass before my underwear gets ruined."

by Drew MacFerguson May 19, 2005