jancke

a young lady who is intelligent and smart
hazel eyes and super hot (hotter than your mother
oom jan named because of her deeeeep voice
follow me on insta
@jancke_vdm

wie is daai plank wat daar staan
sy is jancke

by jancke May 26, 2022

Jocksplaining

Speaking slowly, clearly, using words of one syllable or less, trying very hard not to convey the impression that you think the person you are addressing is an utter moron.

Most commonly used to describe a native Scot addressing an English tourist. Or any tourist, really, especially during the Edinburgh Festival.

"No, foolish English tourist. It is not yet haggis hunting season" "Don't you do that'Jocksplaining' thing to me, you Scotch git*

by I belong to Muchty May 29, 2022

Jockese

an athletic guy with great passion when it comes to things he likes.

usually over protective and jealous. has abusive and controlling thoughts but he’ll always hold back.

a smiley and ray of sunshine and always lights up a room with his smile and laugh. knows how to joke around and knows when to stop too.

deep down a really emotional guy but isn’t willing to express it scared of being made fun of and seen different.

“Jockese is really smiley.”
“Dude look at Jockese.”

by unkown222 October 9, 2022

jockin your jimmies

Foolin around, messin with you, Just a bit of tom foolery,

Bro, I was just jockin your jimmies

by Gamestrum October 18, 2022

Jancke

Jancke is the most beutiful girls ever and has the personality of an angel she is misleading despite her low selfesteam she makes your day so mutch better just by smiling. you can fall asleep in her hazel eyes .but dont venture too deep or you wont be abel to forget her .she is so loving and kind all around perfect.

Jancke is A lovely person in need of healing

by Luanventer01 October 19, 2022

jock market

Hot, sticky, dry, but clean... For dudes. They can take on eleven players at a time.

That the is a complete jock market.

by Huckleberryloves November 17, 2022

jockabed

A phrase commonly used to warn mates that a teacher is coming. Used specifically by students

Jockabed!!

by Lanky stoner May 2, 2023