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octagon jerk

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octagon jerk means a jerk or a group of people in a octagonal position to masturbate in a sexual manner and way. It also means a low iq person or an idiotic person. It also can be used as a meaning which is either marijuana or cocaine. It’s also a nickname for a pet.
1. Ben: You’re an octagon jerk!

Jason: sorry.

2. Richard: I really hate people doing octagon jerk in a sexual way!
Tom: Yeah, I know that.

3. John: it’s not fair at all, octagon jerk!
Jeff: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to!
4. Quinn: I saw someone smoking octagon jerk.
Adam: Just tell him to stop and that will do the trick! :)
5. Benny: I just got a pet octagon jerk.
Kenny: What the hell?
Kenny: I think I’m disgusted!
Benny: I was referring to a pet, not a sexual manner.
Kenny: Oh.
by KB_2024 September 9, 2023
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Jerk meat

That some jerk meat over there
by Cumchef September 26, 2023
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Jerk-lurker

Or jerklerker, is a person who intentionally Jacks-off around one person or in public.
"I was pissing in a bush till i saw the eyes of a jerk-lurker staring at me, then I heard the beating of meat"

"I was in a McDonald's bathroom stall when I saw the dude next stall over was jerk-lurking around all these poor souls, so I started banging on the stalls wall and scared him away."
by Defusion4 September 29, 2023
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Art-jerking

When a rule 34 artist jerks off to his own art
My guy, you be art-jerking to your own art so you can’t say anything
by Startupedition October 1, 2023
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jerk off

Putting one's hand in the shape of a fist, leaving a hole in the middle to place over the male genitals. Once the process begins, rubbing their fist repeatedly in an up and down motion to the point where one begins to ejaculate semen. During this period of time, the constant physical touch brings one sexual please, allowing themself to release any built up tension or stress.
"Oh my god, I really need a nice jerk off session tonight."
"I started jerking off to porn, I came everywhere"
by wngacc.29 July 8, 2023
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Jerk

the term "jerk" refers to a sex maneuver in which the female participant queefs on a piece of beef jerky, and then gives it to an unsuspecting male.
Yo bro, do you think that skanky bitch emily jerked all over this beef jerky?

Yeah bro, totally.
by SexGod92821021 August 3, 2023
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jerk to the beat

The act of jerking off to a song or beat that you can hear
I was about to watch some Phub and I heard some 50 cent on my tv I proceeded to jerk to the beat
by Bl0wj0b98 August 4, 2023
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