Jackie

Some bitch who's son shits on chairs when he's tired of setting up his cat box dioramas

Jackie is a homo. especially if she's an Aquarius

by Ellellelleelle February 16, 2024

Jackie

Lying whore that sleeps with her boyfriends best friend then dates his best friends brother

Kayla- "you hear about that girl that fucked 7 guys in a month?" Breanna-"yeah wasn't that jackie?"

by Dumper thumper February 25, 2024

Jacker

Refers to a person who masturbates often

You Jacker!

by ThePathlessFool March 7, 2024

Jackie's green bean salad

The reason to avoid Christmas gatherings

No way I'm going to Christmas, last time I ate Jackie's green bean salad I had to go to the hospital and get a penicillin shot

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

Jackie's husband

A true Godly man. Able to tolerate huge amounts of self righteous non stop pyscho babble. Odd because shes a roller skating waitress at a drive up burger joint

Man, Jackie's husband is going to get half and the kids she keeps it up. He so deserves it. He's an amazing father. He deserves better treatment. I admire his patience

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

Jacket Ghost

a super cool ghost that wears a jacket

"No way, its Jacket Ghost!"

by wawawaawaawawaaw March 21, 2024

Jackie

A person who is unbelievably beautiful and wholesome. Just spending 5 minutes talking to this person is enough to boost your spirits.

Man 1: "Bro I met a Jackie today!"

Man 2: "You're a lucky man"

by Sizer95deOlive June 11, 2024