radio-free zone

(noun) Geographical areas that have a very low population, and therefore few if any radio stations.

You're driving across the southwest tomorrow? Better bring plenty of music along with you; it's a radio-free zone down there.

by exstock April 8, 2009

Free return milking

When you go to home depot to buy expensive tools and use them for 29 days on various jobs then return them on the 30th day just so you dont have to pay for the tools. The reason you would do this is if you need to startup a home reno or gardening business but didnt have all the money upfront to invest in tools.

dude starting a business is so hard i have to invest in a mower 1200, a polesaw 800, a sawzal 200, rakes 100, leafblower but im fucking broke right now.
just take advantage of free return milking at home depot just pay with your credit card.

by BeatMeatRepeat April 11, 2022

Finger Free February

The whole February, girls aren't allowed to masturbate , like the boys in No Nut November.

Are you still in finger free February?
Yesterday night I lost g.

by johunterx November 5, 2019

Feel free to screenshit

Feel free to screenshit; A sentence that is used to describe how an image goes hard, and anyone who views it is more than welcome to screenshit.

Dude 1: Yo, that pic goes hard, mind if I screenshit?

Dude 2: For sure bro, feel free to screenshit

by TheKingDay February 4, 2022

free-form masturbation

The art of improvisational masturbation

If the stress of life has you down try to your hand at free-form Masturbation as a relaxation exercise.

by Arsemunky September 1, 2016

free trial of death

sleep

Son: Hey, when's Dad's free trial of death going to be over?
Mom: Sigh, why can't you just call it sleep, like a normal person?

by SomeCaliGirl June 23, 2022

free Freaking fuck

Someone that is pretty much worthless to you Nevertheless they will serve to satisfy your sexual desires

Mr. or Ms Smith is a useless piece of shit but I can use him or her as a free freaking fuck

by Sampam1401 May 29, 2021